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Weird Sex

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:14 pm
by JesusA (imported)
Not quite castration, but a couple of near-penectomies – the National Sexuality Resource Center’s (nsrc.sfsu.edu) web site is updated frequently and is an excellent source of general information on human sexuality. From this week’s newsletter to members:

Insights
 We like big butts, says American Sexuality author Myra Mendible in Big Booty Beauty, the New Sexual Aesthetic. But how did mainstream American transform itself from a butt-nothin’society to gettin’ behind behinds, and what does that have to do with race, culture and Michelle Obama? Read to find out why this new article is being reposted across the internet.

Just to get basic health care, trans folks must overcome stigma, misinformation and bias (and that’s just making the appointment…). Ethan Suniewick, creator of TRANSforming Healthcare, provides eye-opening insight into the doctor-transclient relationship in our video show, Getting it on…with Bonnie.

World Views
 This quarter’s edition of our peer-reviewed journal, Sexuality Research and Social Policy, looks at globalization, sex trafficking and exploitation. SRSP is usually subscription only, but NSRC members can read Gretchen Soderlund’s fascinating expose on teen-run internet porn sites, Journalist or Panderer? Framing Underage Webcam Sites for free.

Points of View 
A recent study shows that virginity pledges don’t stop teen’s sexual activity, and data released today shows a surge in teen pregnancy across the country. NSRC Director of Education and Training Chris White makes his case for Teaching Teens to Have Sex in the Dialogues Blog. Think fourteen’s too young for learning about sex? Weigh in with your comments in the Dialogues section. While you’re there, check out our evolving opinions on Obama and gay marriage, and frustration over Facebook and nipples.

They have also added a brand new weekly section to be titled WEIRD SEX.

Dwarf's penis stuck to vacuum cleaner

From correspondents in Edinburgh

The Daily Telegraph

August 21, 2007

A DWARF performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.

Daniel Blackner, or Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf, was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat performances.

The main part of his act was for him to appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member with a special apparatus. The attachment broke before the performance and Mr Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required.

He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and ... hospitalisation.

"It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed A&E with a vacuum attached to me," Mr Blackner said. "I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived."

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/s ... 28,00.html

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Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis

Reuters

Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:53am EDT

MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEno ... EnoughNews

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Junkie holds up bookies with sex toy

The Daily Mail

21 August 2007

Junkie Nicki Jex held up a bookies - armed with his girlfriend's Rampant Rabbit sex toy.

The drug addict, 27, stormed into the bookmakers, concealing the vibrator in a carrier bag, and then wielded it at terrified customers - who thought it was a gun.

Jex, who was high on drink and drugs, escaped with more than £600 pounds after fooling staff into believing he was brandishing a deadly weapon.

But he was followed by brave customer Wayne Vakani to a nearby pub. There, Jex bragged about his crime.

And Jex has now been jailed for five years after admitting robbery.

He was caught on CCTV cameras entering the bookies in Leicester with a hat pulled down over his face - and the video footage revealed him brandhishing his 'weapon' wrapped in a plastic bag.

Prosecutor Timothy Palmer told Leicester Crown Court: "He pointed it at the cashier. She immediately assumed it to be a firearm. In fact, it was his girlfriend's vibrator."

Jex then turned the sex toy on the shop manager and demanded cash.

The terrified woman quickly handed over £613.

Defending, Phil Gibbs said Jex had earlier split with his girlfriend.

He said: "He had some of her items. At the time, he couldn't care less what happened. He was in a fragile state of mind."

Jex had 21 previous convictions.

Mr Vakani was awarded £500 for his bravery.

[This one has a couple of photos on the original site]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... x-toy.html

Re: Weird Sex

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:40 pm
by chilliwilli (imported)
Jesus-

Here are a few ER stories;

A fellow came in calmly, known to staff as a frequent flier.

"I have a pen in my penis." he flatly stated.

"You have what in your penis?", the nurse questioned.

"A pen, I was mad at my girl friend so I shoved the outter casing of a dipossible pen down my pee-hole!"

"Well, pull the pen out!"

"I can't, it's to far down."

"Well come back and we'll have a look."

Sure enough, the casing was well down his urethra. He had to be shipped out, his penis filated and the pen removed. He later returned and freely displayed his battle scar to the medical staff.

Another fellow came in stating he had a foriegn-body in his rectum. The only way to believe the incident had occured was to see the xray. Sure enough he had a wing-window latch way up his rectum into the decending colon. How this was plesurable I do not know...humiliating yes..

My favorite was the gal who passed out in the tub. She came in by ambulance after a 911 call. In her right hand was a sticky green substance, on her side was stuck a piece of cardboard with the same sticky green rubbery slime. Short curlys were everywhere. The russian ER doc nor the medics could figure out what happened, and she was passed out drunk. Leave it to the nurse!

Her husband was pissed she was drunk again...so he put her in the tub, took contact cement and glued her hand to cardboard, the board to her crotch. When she awoke she pulled off her hand and came to in a spinning tub, staring at her crotch in her right hand!

chilli-