Blond Joke

[rp131 (imported)]

As a North Bay trucker stops for a red light on Hwy. 11, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says,............

"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in CANADA , and I'm driving the f------ SALT TRUCK "

[randy (imported)]

california people no understandzay

whats this canada ?

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

california people no understandzay

whats this canada ?

Canada is a marvelous place, nearly as fine as Minnesota. --FLO--

[A-1 (imported)]

california people no understandzay

whats this canada ?

NO! it is a beverage, Canada Dry and you DO NOT drink it with salt... the blonde was right... NOW, please tell me where she is, for I MUST go and console her...

[karrietoBe (imported)]

NOW, please tell me where she is, for I MUST go and console her...

You might have a hard time finding her along Highway 11 as it extends about 1,896 kilometres (1,178 mi) from the foot of Yonge Street in Toronto on the shores of Lake Ontario to Rainy River Ontario, on the border between Ontario and Minnesota.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

NOW, please tell me where s

he is, for I MUST go and console her...

You might have a hard time finding her along Highway 11 as it extends about 1,896 kilometres (1,178 mi) from the foot of Yonge Street in Toronto on the shores of Lake Ontario to Rainy River On

tario, on the border between Ontario and Minnesota.

Console her hell, I wanna hump her.

[A-1 (imported)]

NOW, please tell me where s

he is, for I MUST go and console her...

You might have a hard time finding her along Highway 11 as it extends about 1,896 kilometres (1,178 mi) from the foot of Yonge Street in Toronto

on the shores of Lake Ontario to Rainy River On

tario, on the border between Ontario and Minnesota.

That's why I asked for her location. :-\



P.S. Wolfie, I offered first...

[calmeilles (imported)]

california people no understandzay

whats this canada ?

It's a place that appears in the Steven Erikson novella Revolvo

In the fictitious country of Canada the arts scene is ruled by technocrats who thrive in a secret, nepotistic society of granting agencies, bursaries, awards and peer review boards, all designed to permit self-proclaimed artists to survive without an audience.

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