This is a good story but I think caultron should write a second part that explains what the nullos do in cold weather and how they carry IDs, money, cell phones, music players, etc. without pockets.

http://www.eunuch.org/Alpha/T/ea_143146the_trou.htm

curious_guy (imported) wrote: Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:54 am This is a good story but I think caultron should write a second part that explains what the nullos do in cold weather and how they carry IDs, money, cell phones, music players, etc. without pockets.

http://www.eunuch.org/Alpha/T/ea_143146the_trou.htm

Why,

They insert scannable microchips in them, among other things...

this was indeed a fun story, and I laughed out loud at the ending.

Makes me feel guilty(er) for making my own mom have to hose me off while laying face-down in the back yard... she did NOT deserve it!!

Stephan, there's a story in there somewhere.

I want to hear this?!

Paolo wrote: Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:46 pm Stephan, there's a story in there somewhere.

I want to hear this?!

I want to read about this too.

Wasn't sure if its apropriate to commandeer the thread, but ok:

I was 16, and it was my 3rd time drunk, which is significant. See, the THIRD time should be the charm, so went my theory; the 1st time, you have no idea of your limit and are expected to drink yourself silly; 2nd time you control it, 'cuz its only a weekend after the first time and you think you can still smell the puke on your shoes... so the third time, it should be ok to go all the way, right? WRONG!

I got abandoned by my best friend . I broke the window crank in his car as he drove me home. He was kind enough, I admit, to have dragged me to the BACK yard so I was not on display to Sunday morning church-goers, at least; he's lucky I was such a shrimp still. I know I was quasi-awake a few times as I can clearly remember wondering why I tasted grass. We were, like true Canuckleheaded idiots, drinking Vodka and Coke (yuck!) and shots of whatever liquer his Mom kept in stock, so you can imagine my condition.

Mom and Dad tell me that they were actually quite entertained, once they were sure I was breathing. They enjoyed a cup of coffee on the deck, then Mom causually unwound the hose and viciously gunned down her own flesh and blood. Dad would have taken a squirt but was busy manning the camera. Pictures do still exist.* I was certain at the time they were livid, but they tell me they could barely contain themselves from laughing in my face :"> . I can say that I never puked again from over-drinking, though! That lesson was well learned!

*Anyone who gets their hands on those pictures will be able to commence blackmailing me immediately. I'll pay dearly to keep them under wraps!

THAT was a funny story!

I loved it.

curious_guy (imported) wrote: Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:54 am This is a good story but I think caultron should write a second part that explains what the nullos do in cold weather and how they carry IDs, money, cell phones, music players, etc. without pockets.

http://www.eunuch.org/Alpha/T/ea_143146the_trou.htm

Cold weather isn't an issue. It's not like they're gonna freeze their nuts off or worry about shrinkage. Maybe global warming has done away with cold weather. Maybe they just live in the sun belt.

curious_guy (imported) wrote: Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:54 am IDs, money, cell phones, music players, etc.,

right, implanted chips.

I have been thinking about a sequel, though. There seem to be lots of stories leading up to nullification, or about the actual act, but not many about life after.

I mean, there you are, suddenly without pants or package, and that's supposed to be some new kind of normal. It's gotta feel weird as hell. All sorts of weird stuff is bound to happen. Odd situations are sure to, um, come up. You know, be talking to somebody, walk up to the urinal, grab air, say, "Huh?" and piss a gusher on your feet. People keep doin' it to you.

Hmm...

caultron

Great idea, I love the idea of stories set after they've been smoothed down, hope to see them sooN!