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How do you jerk off a honeybee?
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:38 am
by Kortpeel (imported)
New Scientist October 22, 2008
Susan Cobey of UC Davis is mixing up bee genes. Most recently, she imported sperm from a European honey bee to mix its genes with her line of New World Carniolans, a subspecies of the Western honey bee.
http://www.newscientist.com/blogs/short ... 20sweetens
The question is: how the hell do you get sperm from a honey bee?
Kortpeel
Re: How do you jerk off a honeybee?
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:43 am
by kristoff
Kortpeel (imported) wrote: Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:38 am
New Scientist October 22, 2008
Susan Cobey of UC Davis is mixing up bee genes. Most recently, she imported sperm from a European honey bee to mix its genes with her line of New World Carniolans, a subspecies of the Western honey bee.
http://www.newscientist.com/blogs/short ... 20sweetens
The question is: how the hell do you get sperm from a honey bee?
Kortpeel
Very very carefully, or the bastard will sting you.
Re: How do you jerk off a honeybee?
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:07 am
by Blaise (imported)
Male honey bees don't have stingers.
Re: How do you jerk off a honeybee?
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:31 pm
by kristoff
Blaise (imported) wrote: Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:07 am
Male honey bees don't have stingers.
Then use reckless abandon....
Re: How do you jerk off a honeybee?
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:39 pm
by A-1 (imported)
Kortpeel (imported) wrote: Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:38 am
New Scientist October 22, 2008
Susan Cobey of UC Davis is mixing up bee genes. Most recently, she imported sperm from a European honey bee to mix its genes with her line of New World Carniolans, a subspecies of the Western honey bee.
http://www.newscientist.com/blogs/short ... 20sweetens
The question is: how the hell do you get sperm from a honey bee?
Kortpeel
OH FINE!
...NOW YOU ARE TRYING TO HUMILIATE A HONEY BEE.
aRRGH! I CAN STAND NO MORE OF THIS CONSTANT SEXUAL DRONE...
Re: How do you jerk off a honeybee?
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:47 pm
by IbPervert (imported)
Kortpeel (imported) wrote: Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:38 am
New Scientist October 22, 2008
Susan Cobey of UC Davis is mixing up bee genes. Most recently, she imported sperm from a European honey bee to mix its genes with her line of New World Carniolans, a subspecies of the Western honey bee.
http://www.newscientist.com/blogs/short ... 20sweetens
The question is: how the hell do you get sperm from a honey bee?
Kortpeel
The same way one fucks a hamster!
Use lots of Duck Tape!!!!
Re: How do you jerk off a honeybee?
Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 1:28 am
by StefanIsMe (imported)
You guys talking about that USA senator or something... Mike Fuckabee?
Re: How do you jerk off a honeybee?
Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 3:27 am
by jane_says (imported)
My papaw was a beekeeper and I loved working in them with him when I was little. I always felt terribly sorry for the drones. He used to put them in those tiny little wood-and-wire cages built for transporting and isolating queens so I could carry them around and play with them. Even though they couldn't feed themselves, and I knew they would die pretty soon, I always asked him to put in a little royal jelly, just in case they got ambitious and started muching away.
Re: How do you jerk off a honeybee?
Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 2:10 pm
by Riverwind (imported)
Some funny responses some were even better then others and those used duck tape.
On a more serious note, cross breeding bees is what gave us the Killer bees now in the south west.
River
Re: How do you jerk off a honeybee?
Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 6:34 pm
by randy (imported)
Riverwind (imported) wrote: Sat Oct 25, 2008 2:10 pm
On a more serious note, cross breeding bees is what gave us the Killer bees now in the south west.
River
oh dont be such a buzz kill.
