A Eunuch Brain Teaser
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 3:48 pm
This might hurt your head (both of them). It took me a while to figure out. I'll post the answer in a couple of days:
Womensa was a planet whose original settlers were women of extreme high intelligence who belonged to an organisation from which their planet was named. For breeding purposes they took with them a supply of males who had been genetically engineered to combine handsome faces with muscular bodies and low-grade intelligence. Low, that is, by Womensa standards.
The colony was a monogamous and matriarchal dictatorship ruled by a supreme dictator named Fidelia. No rules governed the love lives of unmarried men or of women, married or single; but all husbands were expected to remain faithful.
One day Fidelia was approached by her Minister of Morality, who like Fidelia, had no husband. O Great One, said the minister, it has come to my attention that there has been an alarming rash of infidelities in our capital city. We've heard through the rumor mill that ten husbands are suspected of having been unfaithful.
Fidelia was shocked. Issue a decree at once, she said, between angry chomps on her cigar, stating that the government is aware of at least one infidelity, perhaps more among husbands in our city. Announce also that when a wife is certain that her husband has been unfaithful, she must report it to your office at once. The cad will be castrated that same day and the wife will be free to remarry.
It will cause a furor, said the minister bowing low and giving the Womensa salute with her middle finger, but it shall be done.
To understand the bizarre consequences of this decree, you must accept the following posits about Womensa folkways:
1) As soon as a husband is unfaithful, gossip spreads so rapidly that within an hour every married woman in the city hears of it except the wronged wife. (The wronged wife is never told directly.)
2) Knowledge of emasculation spreads with the same speed.
3) Any statement made by Fidelia is accepted to be true.
4) All females of Womensa are perfect logicians. They can reason with unerring accuracy.
After the decree was issued, nine days went by with no reports of infidelities. Then on the tenth day, ten wives reported the names of their guilty husbands.
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Q: Can you explain the ten day delay?
More to the story:
After the ten had been punished, the other husbands of Womensa maintained strict control over their passions for several months. This gave them time to think carefully about the logic involved in the way their wives had reasoned. One day it occurred to them that there was a simple way to escape the consequences of such a decree.
Details of their plan spread quickly among them. Infidelity began to occur again, and Fidelia was forced to issue a second decree exactly like the first one. This time, however, nothing happened.
Q: Exactly, what was this clever plan?
Womensa was a planet whose original settlers were women of extreme high intelligence who belonged to an organisation from which their planet was named. For breeding purposes they took with them a supply of males who had been genetically engineered to combine handsome faces with muscular bodies and low-grade intelligence. Low, that is, by Womensa standards.
The colony was a monogamous and matriarchal dictatorship ruled by a supreme dictator named Fidelia. No rules governed the love lives of unmarried men or of women, married or single; but all husbands were expected to remain faithful.
One day Fidelia was approached by her Minister of Morality, who like Fidelia, had no husband. O Great One, said the minister, it has come to my attention that there has been an alarming rash of infidelities in our capital city. We've heard through the rumor mill that ten husbands are suspected of having been unfaithful.
Fidelia was shocked. Issue a decree at once, she said, between angry chomps on her cigar, stating that the government is aware of at least one infidelity, perhaps more among husbands in our city. Announce also that when a wife is certain that her husband has been unfaithful, she must report it to your office at once. The cad will be castrated that same day and the wife will be free to remarry.
It will cause a furor, said the minister bowing low and giving the Womensa salute with her middle finger, but it shall be done.
To understand the bizarre consequences of this decree, you must accept the following posits about Womensa folkways:
1) As soon as a husband is unfaithful, gossip spreads so rapidly that within an hour every married woman in the city hears of it except the wronged wife. (The wronged wife is never told directly.)
2) Knowledge of emasculation spreads with the same speed.
3) Any statement made by Fidelia is accepted to be true.
4) All females of Womensa are perfect logicians. They can reason with unerring accuracy.
After the decree was issued, nine days went by with no reports of infidelities. Then on the tenth day, ten wives reported the names of their guilty husbands.
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Q: Can you explain the ten day delay?
More to the story:
After the ten had been punished, the other husbands of Womensa maintained strict control over their passions for several months. This gave them time to think carefully about the logic involved in the way their wives had reasoned. One day it occurred to them that there was a simple way to escape the consequences of such a decree.
Details of their plan spread quickly among them. Infidelity began to occur again, and Fidelia was forced to issue a second decree exactly like the first one. This time, however, nothing happened.
Q: Exactly, what was this clever plan?