From the morning news….

Definitely A Detachable Penis

Inflatable novelties allow sex changes without any pesky surgeries.

by Sonia

Those wacky Japanese are always cookin’ up something! Never failing to be innovative, the makers of reliable Toyota vehicles, snazzy Sony laptops and crazy game shows now bring to you blow-up appendages.

So if you’re a woman who has ever wondered what it’s like to have a penis, you can just pick up a swan phallus. (Why swans? Must be some sort of Swan Lake reference considering there is a ballerina on the box.) And gentleman, you can grow some breasts!

These cheap little novelties work by way of some simple chemistry. Inside each gender-changing piece is a liquid packet, which when popped reacts with a powder that produces the gas responsible for inflating your stick-on swan.

Check out some photos and a video demonstration of both products here ( http://www.notcot.com/archives/2008/08/ ... bs_swa.php).

Definitely gives manboobs a new definition

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[The brand name for the breasts is “Sexy Bomber” and the penis is named “Weird Swan.” Just thought you’d like to know. The Daiso company has 3,000 retail outlets, mostly in Japan, but with stores in the U.S., Canada, Kuwait, New Zealand, and Saudi Arabia.]

Love it I know what to ask my friends to give me as a birthday present now.

But where's the milk and seminal fluid?

Daiso, eh? We have one of those not too far from here. They're one hell of a fun place to visit since (if I recall) absolutely everything in the store is $2. I shall have to go down there and see if the local one carries these.

...and I spent all that money losing my nuts. Clearly I made the wrong choice as to what to dispose of not knowing a handy dandy replacement was available on those days when I had buyer's remorse.

It's but a short electrical lead from nippled pop ups to being able to say that they're hard wired to your balls. Assuming you've got....