I picked up this news clip off Yahoo news today. All I can say is, she must have one mean set of teeth!

KAMPALA (Reuters) - A Ugandan woman bit off her husband's penis and testicles during an argument, police said on Wednesday.

The woman, Annet Minduru, 30, was in police custody in the capital Kampala and might be charged with causing grievous bodily harm, said the officer in charge of the station, Vigilius Okuni.

The independent Monitor newspaper said Minduru had bitten off John Ndekeezi's penis and testicles Sunday night after her 45-year-old husband slapped her.

"Because I was so drunk she overpowered me and by the time my neighbor came to my rescue, she had bitten off both my testicles and the penis," Ndekeezi told the paper.

Minduru's account of events was not immediately available.

The attack came only days after a man died in central Uganda after his wife, angered by his inability to provide for her and his two children, cut off his testicles.

The cases come on the heels of a survey showing high levels of domestic violence against women in some parts of Uganda.

Last week Vice President Specioza Kazibwe told women legislators she had been forced to end her 23-year marriage because her husband had beaten her even after she was appointed to office. Her husband said he had beaten her only twice.

Seems Africa is the most extreme of all continents; not only do women get nullified, but now the men too!



On the other hand; the right place for some of our members?, just slap a women and she does you!...



Peter

Oral Nullification -- The WAY off Broadway Play

As the scene opens and the lights come up we see John, obviously anebriated, staggering through the door into the room. Annet enters the room in her robe and slippers.

Annet -- "John, just where have you been all night?" "Have you been out with those no-good Zulu warriors again?"

John speech terribly slurred -- "Annet, You are just a busy old nosy hag. Just look at you. No wonder I don't want to come home to you."

Annet -- "You no-good drunken old fool. You should talk. You smell like the inside of men's room at the Pub."

(John, with anger in his eyes staggers over and slaps Annet and at the same time his pants come unfastened and and falls down around his ankles revealing he is not wearing any underwear. He is naked from the waist down. He loses his balance and falls on the sofa and is unable to get back up. Meanwhile, Annett, spitting blood from the corner of her mouth is picking herself up after crashing into the wall.)

John -- Damn it, woman. If I have told you once, I have told you a thousand times, quit giving blowjobs to my friends at the Pub!"

Annet -- You dirty old bastard! you spend the entire paycheck at least once a month on a bender buying drinks for your dirty old friends. I have to get the money back someway to buy groceries and pay the bills!"

John -- "Bitch! BITE ME, BITCH!"

Annet -- "O.K., if you insist!"

The scene fades to black with Annet jumping on John, still lying on the sofa unable to get up with her on top of him. Annet's head burys in his lap he screams and her head rises and she spits out some bloody parts from between his legs and then buries her head in his crotch again for another mouthful...

<cough> A-1 <cough>

...that somebody should check this story out and see if this woman's name is Wendy instead of Annet!!



A-1 <coughs> <Farts>

You need help, A-1! You're sick! I think I'm in love.

Charlieje (imported) wrote: Thu Mar 21, 2002 8:12 pm You need help, A-1! You're sick! I think I'm in love.

Those smiley faces are demented!!!

Among other things I get paid for is writing a report that requires "smiley faces" ....

We ahve frowny faces for bad things and smiley faces for good things.

Today Iahd to look up a "neutral" smiley face for things that rae neither good or bad.

SO WHEN I TELL YOU that those smiley faces are demented, I know what I am talking about!!!!

chuckle, chuckle, guffaw, guffaw

ROTFLMAO

Dave

Those smilie faces are demented...

Thanks. I look hard for these things.

MY COUNTER IS STUCK AGAIN. WHAT"S UP WITH THAT?



stuck on 757 Hmmmmm.

<cough> A-1 <Fart!><BURP!>

oh bitch bitch bitch ....



LOL

I don't know, seriously. I'll sick the God of HTML on it.

O.K.. I may be a bitch but I am spoken for by a neat middle-aged woman. Furthermore, she can "DO" me whenever it suits her.

(...and most probably sometimes when it doesn't)

I always say sometimes if you can't lick 'em, then join with 'em!

...and so I do...

A-1