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March Birthdays

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2002 10:50 am
by Paolo
Anyone checked the calendar lately?

There a LOT of birthdays in March!

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So now that we're halfway through the month, happy birthday to all the March people!

Perhaps there's something about being born in the spring that leads to thoughts of eunuchism?

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Re: March Birthdays

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2002 11:01 am
by BossTamsin (imported)
As someone who is swearing off birthdays forever (Anyone want to buy mine?), who's former birthday may or may not have been in March (but was not in less than 14 hours....SIGH), I don't know.

Must have something to do with them summer nights, causing more people to be born in the spring.

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IEunuch.

(Did you/are you wearing the green? If not, shame on you!)

Re: March Birthdays

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2002 11:48 am
by Andrew (imported)
BossTamsin (imported) wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2002 11:01 am IEunuch.

(Did you/are you wearing the green? If not, shame on you!)

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OK, I'll wear a green ribbon tied around my shrunken penis.

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Re: March Birthdays

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2002 12:05 pm
by talula
Don't tie it too tight or it will shrink some more.

Sorry, just had to say that. 🤢

Re: March Birthdays

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2002 11:03 pm
by Andrew (imported)
talula wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2002 12:05 pm Don't tie it too tight or it will shrink some more.

Sorry, just had to say that. 🤢

This is something that is not too well documented, although most eunuchs report SOME shrinkage of the penis after castration (surgical or chemical). The question is how far it might go. As I do not even get night time erections, it may be that my penis will shrink to the point that I have to sit down to pee. No big deal if it happens, of course. Just curious as to what my chances are, is all.

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