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Found Jesus!!!!
Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:24 pm
by IbPervert (imported)
Next time someone says to you....
"I found Jesus!"
Your reply should be, "Oh, I did not realize he was lost!"

Re: Found Jesus!!!!
Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 10:57 pm
by StefanIsMe (imported)
You may appreciate this, then;
The most hilarious, disturbing and sacreligious car sticker/art I ever saw was one time when driving from Calgary home to Saskatoon (that right there is enough to classify this post as a horror-story).
It was an stuffed arm, hanging out of the trunk, with a bloody nail driven through the palm of its hand. Under that was a sticker reading, "I Found Jesus!"
Re: Found Jesus!!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:28 am
by Paolo
Oh, that's bad.........
hehe
I rather liked it.
Re: Found Jesus!!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 4:10 am
by Arab Nights (imported)
How boring is the drive from Calgary to Saskatoon? It is so boring that .. .
Re: Found Jesus!!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 4:20 am
by smithie (imported)
So, you were digging in Palestine?
Re: Found Jesus!!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:08 am
by tugon (imported)
StefanIsMe (imported) wrote: Thu Jun 05, 2008 10:57 pm
You may appreciate this, then;
It was an stuffed arm, hanging out of the trunk, with a bloody nail driven through the palm of its hand. Under that was a sticker reading, "I Found Jesus!"
Jesus (not ours) probably got a chuckle out of that one.
Another funny thing I saw was during all the baby on board signs. Someone had taken a plastic babydoll and nailed it to a board and placed it in the rear window. Of course next to it was the Baby On Board sign. LMAO
Re: Found Jesus!!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:51 pm
by kennath7 (imported)
Tugon that is good as well
I respond by asking (where was he )
Re: Found Jesus!!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:48 pm
by joydivision_27 (imported)
I found him too ...! It was difficult to spot him at first, amid the massive throng. He's the guy with the striped shirt, glasses and knit cap, right? Next to the dunking booth at the fair .... Oops - sorry, that's Osama Bin Laden.
Meanwhile, on the topic of Divine Comedie, one of the funniest and most profound bumper stickers I've seen in a long while:
"The last time anyone listened to a Bush, they spent 40 years wandering in the desert ..."
Re: Found Jesus!!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 9:44 pm
by A-1 (imported)
StefanIsMe (imported) wrote: Thu Jun 05, 2008 10:57 pm
You may appreciate this, then;
The most hilarious, disturbing and sacreligious car sticker/art I ever saw was one time when driving from Calgary home to Saskatoon (that right there is enough to classify this post as a horror-story).
It was an stuffed arm, hanging out of the trunk, with a bloody nail driven through the palm of its hand. Under that was a sticker reading, "I Found Jesus!"
Re: Found Jesus!!!!
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Paolo wrote: Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:28 am
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Oh, that's bad.........
hehe
I rather liked it.
:shakemitk
Well, coulda been worse, I guess. At least the bumper sticker didn't say...
"I NAILED JESUS..."
:shakemitk
Re: Found Jesus!!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:28 pm
by randy (imported)
hehe

haha

hoho:-|
hey for our next reply why dont i joke about your loved ones? how about a nice sexual innuendo about your father? its all in good fun right.. how about i drag your child's name thru the mud, im sure they would get a chuckle. how would you react if you read a tasteless a joke about our dearly departed Christina?
i am a Christian, i follow Christ and i love Him. i dont have any power in this archive, except to post and say no i dont think this is funny. just as you would not want your loved ones being joked about in a backhand manner. . when i hear people in public belittling my Father's name or using it in the place of a 4 letter filth word it is like nails on a chalkboard. i am not against free speech but consideration is always nice in a public forum.