A friend forwarded this
Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:28 am
Haven't found anything on this at Snopes yet. The part with the wild raccoons is a nice touch, says I.
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Thomas Kincade to Unveil Provacative New "Blood and Feces-Smeared World of Wonder" Collection
KincadeTired of creating art that people would actually want to buy and hang on their wall, renowned artist Thomas Kincade has announced plans for a new series of paintings designed to provoke, inspire, and perhaps earn him a grant from the National Endowment for the Arts.
Thomas Kincade's Blood and Feces-Smeared World of Wonder Collection will feature some of his most famous idyllic scenes smeared with the artist's own blood and feces. For the centerpiece of the collection, Kincade plans to film himself fingerpainting a gingerbread house with blood from his own severed penis, which he will then dip into beer batter, deep fry, and have surgically reattached by a mentally challenged dwarf. Wild raccoons will then be encouraged to gnaw on Kincade's fried genitals while he recites the Lord's Prayer from a Bible smeared with his own blood and feces.
Kincade insists that his new artistic style isn't meant to shock or offend, but rather spark a serious and intelligent discussion into how totally shit-fucking nuts he is.
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Thomas Kincade to Unveil Provacative New "Blood and Feces-Smeared World of Wonder" Collection
KincadeTired of creating art that people would actually want to buy and hang on their wall, renowned artist Thomas Kincade has announced plans for a new series of paintings designed to provoke, inspire, and perhaps earn him a grant from the National Endowment for the Arts.
Thomas Kincade's Blood and Feces-Smeared World of Wonder Collection will feature some of his most famous idyllic scenes smeared with the artist's own blood and feces. For the centerpiece of the collection, Kincade plans to film himself fingerpainting a gingerbread house with blood from his own severed penis, which he will then dip into beer batter, deep fry, and have surgically reattached by a mentally challenged dwarf. Wild raccoons will then be encouraged to gnaw on Kincade's fried genitals while he recites the Lord's Prayer from a Bible smeared with his own blood and feces.
Kincade insists that his new artistic style isn't meant to shock or offend, but rather spark a serious and intelligent discussion into how totally shit-fucking nuts he is.
...maybe somebody beat me to it...