Man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.

His wife is lying in bed reading.

Man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."

Wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."

Man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

That was nasty.

Good, but nasty.

Sarge

Yeah, it is really awful but it made me giggle.

Actually, I thought it was just funny.

But I take exception to your signature "Happiness is not a potato." I just planted some and it made me happy. And by the way, I spell it the same way Dan Quayle spelled it "potatoe."

DeaconBlues (imported) wrote: Mon Apr 14, 2008 7:18 am Actually, I thought it was just funny.

But I take exception to your signature "Happiness is not a potato." I just planted some and it made me happy. And by the way, I spell it the same way Dan Quayle spelled it "potatoe."

Well, do you think it might be a carrot? Or did you plant those, too?

Great joke

kristoff wrote: Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:28 am Well, do you think it might be a carrot? Or did you plant those, too?

YES! A CARROT! THAT'S IT! I am for certain going to plant carrots now. Scrubbing my carrot ALWAYS makes me happy, that and rubbing my rhubarb. And I DO have wild rhubarb growing around my home. For many years, I had to rub another man's rhubarb, now I rub my OWN rhubarb and that feels good. Just like Jack Nickleson (the Joker) says in the Batman movie, "Never rub another man's rhubarb."

We definitely need more sheep jokes here for two reasons:

(1) One of our members is named sheep79 and he loves them.

(2) Several EA members got together years ago and sent me a blowup sheep. It even baaas like a sheep. That will teach me to say in the chatroom "I'm so desperate for sex I might take on a sheep."

I can go for some beer and lamb chops who’s cooking

Kristoff and Bobbie are the OFFICIAL Eunuch Archive chefs.