Irish Blonde
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 2:33 pm
An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes."
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed........ Yes, Yes, I Won, I won.
She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know, I thought you were watching."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Not all Irish are stupid
Not all blondes are dumb
But all men are men
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes."
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed........ Yes, Yes, I Won, I won.
She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know, I thought you were watching."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Not all Irish are stupid
Not all blondes are dumb
But all men are men
