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De-Balling instructions searched
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:05 pm
by Freaklin (imported)
Can anyone give me some links to de-balling instructions?
Thanks in advance,
Olli
Re: De-Balling instructions searched
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 3:11 pm
by StefanIsMe (imported)
Yes.
1st, shrink yourself to midget-size. Then hook up with a tall, handsome guy who sells Cordovas with corinthian leather seats. Stand in a tower with him.
When you see soccer-balls flying over your head, look up, and exclaim to your friend;
"De balls, Boss! De balls!!!!
Hope that helps....
Re: De-Balling instructions searched
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 3:55 pm
by genderless (imported)
There were instructions, how did I ever miss that!

Re: De-Balling instructions searched
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 4:57 pm
by DonnyMac (imported)
On a serious note I think the best instruction (much repeated in this forum) is to have a trained medical doctor involved. Try chemical castration for at least a year before thinking seriously about an orchiectomy. This forum is a great place for advice, insight, and opinions of those who are contemplating or have done both chemical and surgical castration. Use the search function and read the FAQs. Good luck.
Re: De-Balling instructions searched
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:18 pm
by kristoff
Freaklin (imported) wrote: Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:05 pm
Can anyone give me some links to de-balling instructions?
Thanks in advance,
Olli
Try
www.eunuch.org
Essentially, we're not going to give how-to's other than the discussions you find here about farm implements and similar items (I don't generally recommend them). We will not provide any kind of surgical instruction, save for a referral to Dr. Kimmel, or any other physician willing to do such a surgery. We never never ever recommend auto-castration - it is extremely dangerous and very likely to be life-threatening. In the mean time, read tons, use the search function; if you can't find what you need (and do look), then ask questions.
Re: De-Balling instructions searched
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:43 am
by Falcon (imported)
Please. This is a medical procedure, not the "slice 'em off" described in fiction. Find a medical professional who can do the job safely. If you are interested in performing the procedure, a word of advice: don't.
Falcon
Re: De-Balling instructions searched
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:44 am
by I Worship Women (imported)
I'm afraid that what you are asking for here Freaklin is a recipe for disaster, pain, sorrow, and probably a painful and horrifying death. In other words, DON'T DO IT! If you must get de-balled do what others here have said. Have it done in a proper medical facility by a surgeon or a urologist who knows how and what they are doing and can take care of any complications that may come up. Whatever you do, do NOT try this at home.
Re: De-Balling instructions searched
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:09 am
by ramses (imported)
And please try chemical castration first. You may very well realize that after your testosterone levels drop, you may have little interest in having them removed.