wolfpuck (imported) wrote: Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:04 pm there is this story i had downloaded a few years back. I lost it quite some time ago and do not know where to find it again. I thought it might be here but my search was non-productive.

The story was called "Cherries Jubiliee Mistresses' delight" or some such

it was about this group of mistresses gathered together, each taking turns castrating their slaves one by one. then they cooked each set of testicles in a different way. One used fondue, another ate them raw, and another cooked them over an open flame. The last one had the slave cook them himself, making cherries jubilee out of his testicles.

I am sure about the "cherries jubilee" and "delight" in the title, and unsure of the punctuation or spelling of" Mistresses' "

does anybody know where this story can be found? is it here and i'm just missing it or perhaps another site, or somebody has a copy saved somewhere. I'm very eager to track it down, i've been searching the net, using all of my nerdly search engine skills for a couple days now.

Any and all help is welcomed. I was thinking to myself... "who else would have a clue as to stories of this nature" so i came here. I havn't posted in a while due to college, work, and alot of crap i've had to deal with for the past few months.

Old Greebo (imported) wrote: Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:43 pm Can't answer your query, Wolfie, but I'm intrigued by your Douglas Adams quote.

Which story does it come from? If it comes from a story?

My favourite is "This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays!"

Or was it Tuesdays...

wolfpuck (imported) wrote: Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:49 pm it came from one of the Hitchhiker books. and i believe it was said by Zaphod.

Douglas Adams is one of my favorite authors. I love a good laugh.

BossTamsin (imported) wrote: Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:33 am The line in question came from the man himself, Arthur Dent. Said early on in Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy, after finding out his house is about to be demolished, and being asked by Ford Prefect to drink some two or three pints at lunchtime. Good series.

Old Greebo (imported) wrote: Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:43 pm "This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays!"