Hearts and roses and kisses galore,

What the hell is all that shit for?

People get mushy and start acting queer,

It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.

This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,

Before I shove something up Cupid's ass.

I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak

And wear black for the rest of the week.

Guys act all sweet, but soon it will fade,

For all they are doing is trying to get laid.

The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,

Cause I think this love thing is a crock of shit.

So, here's my story... what else can I say?

Love bites my ass...

Fuck Valentines Day!!

K, I'm not sending you flowers anymore.

I Want My Chocolate!!!!!!!

"Everybody loves the chocolate." --FLO--

Go out on a holiday and pay double the money, so go out the next day and pay the regular amount!