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Is he dead

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:27 am
by Jenny (imported)
😄 So funny!

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them

falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled

back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the

emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I

do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can

help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a

shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says:

"OK, now what?"

Re: Is he dead

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:25 pm
by twaddler (imported)
That's a classic. :D

Re: Is he dead

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:14 am
by lildick (imported)
thats too funny

Re: Is he dead

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:17 am
by markle (imported)
Too bad we dont know if the operators name is "Jim."

Re: Is he dead

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:52 am
by A-1 (imported)
Sounds like George W. Bush on a Dick Cheney hunting trip to me!😄