Valery_V (imported) wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 1:21 pm It is very cold! Chicks about you will forget at once.

Canned food is not interesting to them at all!

Even detached, this is probably the largest and most hard, thick, hot dick they've ever held or seen. The fact it's not attached to my hips just means they'll be that much more into it. They won't be able to stop themselves from grabbing it and pounding themselves with it like a dildo. If there's more than one they'll fight over it and play tug-of-war with it.

Aside from my detached junk, I still have a tongue that knows where to go and how to send them over the edge begging for more.

Probably, we mean different women. Ordinary girls are interested in the young man.

rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 1:33 pm Even detached, this is probably the largest and most hard, thick, hot dick they've ever held or seen.

I guess we'll never know... We just have to take your word on Ranger's size. Though I'm guessing I have one ex that meets or exceeds him.

I want to put a leash on him and drag him around the neighborhood ...like a pet

Are y'all tired of this thread? I'm running low on new ideas to torture and end this dick's life.

rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Sat Jan 16, 2021 8:53 am I want to put a leash on him and drag him around the neighborhood ...like a pet

Are y'all tired of this thread? I'm running low on new ideas to torture and end this dick's life.

Much like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz, Ranger might run away from home.

Dorothy left a note for Auntie Em that said, "Hate you, hate Kansas, Taking the Dog."

Ranger might leave a note, "I love you, Looking for a better view, Going to Hollywood to be a Movie Star."

Unknown to Ranger, he's answered an advertisement from a sex trafficking ring. They plan to transplant him onto some straight porn actor and both rent him out by the hour and film him for movies.

Ranger knows you'd never stop looking for him and that most likely, you'd see him in a porn movie clip online. The race would be on to find him and get him back.

rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Sat Jan 16, 2021 8:53 am I want to put a leash on him and drag him around the neighborhood ...like a pet

Are y'all tired of this thread? I'm running low on new ideas to torture and end this dick's life.

No, not yet.

I think you should make some life like copies of your stallion cock and balls, using those do it yourself cock molding replica making kits.

Then send your Ranger replicas out to some worthy sex addicts and swingers clubs.

Have them pass your replicas around to other horny fans and write down Ranger s adventures as his replicas make their way to new users and appreciative fans for every kind of kinky sex fun that your big dick and balls are ideally suited for.

For the time being, all the sex hounds and fans stuck in this lockdown desert of no gay bars and no bathouses, and no crowded locker rooms can tell you what they d enjoy doing if they had lifelike replicas of Ranger to play with and use with worthy sex partners.

So I can throw it out the window at people who don’t know how to freaking drive!!

Imagine it bouncing off their windshield LOLOL and into traffic... oops

I will better keep silent that it was not necessary to apologize again urgently

But someone reasonably and coolly notices: "Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug."

Valery_V (imported) wrote: Fri Jan 29, 2021 2:02 pm But someone reasonably and coolly notices: "Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug."

Ouch I just winced a little

It's pretty hard. I wonder if it could break their glass?