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Re: vaporous entities and musings (in other words - BS)
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 3:02 pm
by Dave (imported)
Ernie of Maine (imported) wrote: Sun Apr 05, 2015 11:10 am
:(Did you know that Hippopotamuses come on land to feed at night. Now that?:
roll eyes:
Not to mention that they are territorial and quite aggressive when approached. I indulged myself in pleasant thoughts.
It's called "justification" and the mind does it when it wants an outcome. Consider the question: "honey, do these jeans make my butt look fat?"
Re: vaporous entities and musings (in other words - BS)
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 3:12 pm
by Riverwind (imported)
The answer to that question every man knows,
"NO dear however it might not be appropriate considering where we're going."
"But were going to Walmart"
"I rest my case"
OK so he slept on the couch for the rest of the week but the point is no answer would be good truth or otherwise and even 25 years later she will remember it and remind you of that failing with each argument you have. Over the years they build up and that is the truth.
Re: vaporous entities and musings (in other words - BS)
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2015 4:36 am
by fhunter
Dave (imported) wrote: Sun Apr 05, 2015 3:02 pm
Consider the question: "honey, do these jeans make my butt look fat?"
http://s.bash.im/img/2t3ls4n6ek7ktojh420611.jpg
-Aww, my butt is sooo big!
-Well, it really is.
-Wha...?
-But you have small breasts
Re: vaporous entities and musings (in other words - BS)
Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2015 7:00 pm
by Dave (imported)
Smugness! Self congratulations.
Please don't ask.
Re: vaporous entities and musings (in other words - BS)
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2015 7:17 pm
by Dave (imported)
Tonight, 19 April 2015, John Oliver had a five minute segment on Polar Bear Penis bones.
That's it. That's my weird thought for the night.
No discussion needed.
Polar Bears have Penis bones.
Cope with it.
Re: vaporous entities and musings (in other words - BS)
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2015 5:14 pm
by daifu-orchid (imported)
Just bear bones? Really?
Re: vaporous entities and musings (in other words - BS)
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2015 6:30 pm
by Riverwind (imported)
Dogs have a penis bone too.
River
Re: vaporous entities and musings (in other words - BS)
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:29 pm
by C&TL2745 (imported)
RiverOh! Well,t then, I guess my hubby's favorite nursery rhyme makes sense then:
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her poor doggie a bone.
But when she bent over
Rover took over
And gave her a bone of his own.
Sandi
Re: vaporous entities and musings (in other words - BS)
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:36 pm
by Dave (imported)
Naughty, naughty nursery rhymes.
Re: vaporous entities and musings (in other words - BS)
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:42 pm
by JesusA (imported)
Humans are one of the few mammals without a penis bone (baculum or os penis). Some Christian Fundamentalists have argued that Eve was created from Adam's penis bone, not his rib...helping to keep the Bible literally true. Hence humans have no penis bone and men have the same number of ribs as women.
