Paolo wrote: Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:54 pm Too many carbs, River.

Gotta get off the potatoes, bread, milk, and sugar.

That alone will help.

I don't eat many potatoes, I do eat beans and rice, bread is something that goes with just about everything, I don't use much sugar, but I do have a sweet tooth. I guess if I could cut one thing out of my diet it would be soda, pop, coke, whatever you call it.

River

Hi River Sauger ya. you mite think about given that up and limit bread. As for soft drinks number 1 on the list. you should give up.You mite try Splender for sweeter. I use tea or herb teas. I like the many verity of tea they have. They also have cookies and candies made with Splender.Now go for it:) Ernie[/SIZE]

I do like diet 7 up, so I have made a change. Its not that my diet is bad, it just that I love food in great quantities. I have been trying to eat smaller portions.

River

You only live once.SO eat eat eat.If someone cant except you for who you are.Then their not worth having around.Dont like my big belly dont look.That how I feel.

Kenny, Your the man

River

:-\KENNY ,river if you think that was my point your boht wrong . My point that much whait is not good, . You have health problems like my self:) Ernie

We might be onto something here. If you can get real fat, I mean REAL fat. I mean so really really totally incredibly fat. So fat as to be what what the Navajos term, "doh'yoh ene dah" (can't see his pee pee) then... Well you don't need any clothes at all! YEAH!!!

Guess that's "doh yoh enneh" literally, "Can't see his pee-pee. Kind of like if we were to refer somebody who is rotund as a "pee-pee no see". But then I figure I need to quit talking since at the rate that I am going, I too shall be one of those. But then I'd get to run around naked again so that might be kind of good afterall unless I drop from a heart attack in which case that would not be so good. But then if I die happy then that would be good, I guess. But then when I was younger and didn't have anything to speak of nobody really cared in certain places so in that case then I am again getting to be that away once more. But the way that I am now I would have to use a shoestring along with the body paint in which case I could be naked. But then if I got wet and lost my "clothing" then maybe people would just roll their eyes, or shake their heads and some of the women would be smirking at me in which case I wouldn't care cuz I would be naked and happy nonetheless. That is unless I am at one of the places where it happens to be illegal which is becoming more and more common as we get more and more "religious". In that case I would have to worry about getting arrested since they can't give me a ticket. They couldn't give me a ticket since I would have no pockets to put it in. And if I do get arrested (which has never happened to me before) then what kind of cop would ever bother to arrest a naked eunuch at the hot springs? He'd never hear the end of that from his colleagues but then again I guess it could happen in which case there could happen to be an eunuch on the registered sex offenders list. But then when it would comes my time to serve out my sentence and like most folks I would turn myself in in the fall when it starts to getting cold outside, then which jail would I report to? Blah, blah, blahhh, cha, cha, chaaa. Yeah, yeah, yeaaah.

:(Dev what are you takeing about?:-\Ernie

Ernie of Maine (imported) wrote: Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:09 pm :(Dev what are you takeing about?:-\Ernie

I think Dev is talking about being naked at a hot springs and getting arrested. He/She????? would probably be a site for sore eyes. Usually "nudies" are overweight and like group or community activities. Dev's unusual nature and eccentric ways might be welcome...but a lack of self control could be alarming.

chilli-