I never had been very adventurous:

~After hours in a sexual dysfunction clinic at which I worked briefly as a researcher (not with a patient, with my roommate).

~In my seat on a fully occupied charter bus on the way home from a trip to Crescent Beach, Florida (same roommate).

~Earlier that same day between protected, "no-trespassing" sand dunes (same roommate).

~In a library, between the rolling stacks (you know the kind rolling on tracks that you have to crank apart because the library has run out of space for conventional book storage).

On a blanket near a railroad track in an upscale neighborhood. The neighbors called the police on us.

A partly blow-job and a partly hand-job in a Cuban discothek.

Who says I ever had sex? If I did, would I have noticed? Would any of you have helped me tidy up afterward, with a dainty linen? Are there any lasting effects? If your sexual anatomy is whole and working, but you've never had sex, are you a eunuch? If your sexual anatomy doesn't work right, are you a eunuch? If I eat my food without removing the plastic wrapper, what then? In Sartre's hell, he puts a heterosexual man and a lesbian who dislikes men together in a stuffy over-furnished room forever: is that man made a eunuch? Why am I afraid to die? Is it because I haven't had enough sex yet? When is it enough? If it is enough, and I'm still walking around, am I a eunuch then? Just post-midnight thoughts of a tired man. I'd apologize if anyone were listening. Good-bye and God bless, as Red Skelton used to say at the end of his boring tv shows.

I got stopped for speeding the other day.

I told police that I read about sex in back seat of police car giving blow job for no ticket.

He opened the door we got into back seat then I gave him blow job.

by then another cop had stopped so he had to have one too.

then they decided to have fun and gave it to me in the rear.

then second one drove off while I got dressed.

the first one then handed me a ticket.

maybe u got the ticket for parking in a restricted area

after spending a day at Sausalito with a friend we borarded the bus to make the trip back to San Farancisco ( the ferry had broken down). as we cressed the Golden Gate bridge I gave my friend a blow job. a youmg couple in the seats in front of us turned around and watched as i sucked him off, it was very hot.

castrated4u (imported) wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2005 4:38 am after spending a day at Sausalito with a friend we borarded the bus to make the trip back to San Farancisco ( the ferry had broken down). as we cressed the Golden Gate bridge I gave my friend a blow job. a youmg couple in the seats in front of us turned around and watched as i sucked him off, it was very hot.

I have really lived a boring life--really, really boring.

DEar Gregw,

You should have BLOWN TOWN...

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On a nude beach at Sauvie's Island, Portland, Oregon. A guy got an erection for me and pleasing him seemed more important that what anybody else thought about it.