Death by ball squeezing

[Chrissym (imported)]

Maybe thats the next stage of evolution. Testicles will move into the same area as ovaries are

[Freddyjack (imported)]

It wont happen naturally, it'll be like circumcision for an old guy, turn 50 and they relocate your nuts inside.

[cutnbulls2ox (imported)]

Science already knows how to relocate our nuts into our body for male birth control. Some researchers have been experimenting temporarily pushing men s balls up through the inguinal canals into the abdomen to prevent sperm production by the higher body temperature inside the main body. The scrotum is a few degrees cooler than inside the main body temps. It works on most men to make them sterile as long as their balls stay pushed way up the whole time and never cool down. These researchers used a modified jock strap kind of inguinal canal blocker that held the men s testicles way up into the gut by tight straps stretched over the inguinal canal on both sides of the crotch. The men wore these 24 hours a day for months. Their balls still made testosterone but not sperm. The test men wearing these claimed it wasn t bad and felt ok to be nutless outside. A few men s balls kept making small amounts of sickly sperm when testing this new method. But most men were totally sterilized as long as their balls never came down into the cooler scrotum.

Their balls shrunk smaller when their sperm production stopped. But all of the test men were able to produce normal amounts of sperm after the test was ended and their balls were allowed to slide back down into their scrotums to become fertile again. The tests only lasted months, not years.

Males with one or 2 undescended testicles have no sperm production in balls deep up in the abdomen. If the testicles remain undescended after puberty, there is a risk of that ball being permanently sterile. Sometimes they will make lots of healthy sperm after being relocated into the scrotum and sewn in place with an orchiopexy surgery. The ball is sewed to the inner walls of the scrotum, ouch ! The permanent sutures go into the ball itself and then sewed to the inner sides and bottom of the scrotum on three sides and the bottom of each ball .

Sometimes undescended testicles can remain sterile or sub fertile after an orchiopexy.

There is a greater risk of testicular cancer in undescended testicles. Dead or severely atrophied undescended testicles are removed to prevent cancer. The long term cancer risks of intentionally keeping the testicles way up in the abdomen is unknown. The test men in this male birth control study all wanted sterility and were willing to risk castration if the tests went bad on their balls. Risking their balls for their fellow men s benefit.

There is a really good fiction story similar to this real life male contraception testing. I think the story name was " male contraception study " or something similar to it. But in the fiction story, every test study man is castrated after his tests ! Kind of reduces the volunteers lol !

[cutnbulls2ox (imported)]

Its not the same as detachable balls. But it gets both balls way up inside and out of the way from hits and getting pinched in jeans and underwear. They are not cramped or sweaty or getting sat on or twisted up in the abdomen. But they can get stuck up in there and refuse to come back down through the inguinal canals. And there would be a much greater risk of testicular torsion by free floating inside the abdomen.

[cutnbulls2ox (imported)]

LOL windshield wipers with no windshield...

I'm not about to be the only person in public with no clothes on. The games girls play are already bad enough, I can't imagine being nude in public when they start their game of who can get me hard quickest.

You should try it out for real. Florida has lots of nudist camps and a few legal and official nude beaches even manned by lifeguards. Haulover Beach in North Miami Beach is the very best ! Its right on the main Atlantic Ocean beach along A1A (Collins Ave) on the south edge of Golden Beach, Fl. That beach has paid parking lots, bathrooms, hot showers, lifeguards, and sand dunes to hide the busy traffic on A1A. You can go naked or clothed, both are legal and swimsuits mix with nudists, males and females, old, middle aged, young, and even lots of kids all mixed together. Its so normal you d be surprised. Beautiful clean sand and water too, not the reject shoreline of lots of unofficial nude beaches.

If you spring a random erection, just go in the water to hide it. Only the people using snorkling goggles can see your raging boner underwater lol ! Its not on display underwater, so its legal to be erect if its hidden from public view underwater or under a hat or towel. Every male teen gets endless random erections. If only men could do that all their lives lol ! But everyone expects random erections in all teen guys. No one would be surprised. Jealous, yes, lol !

[Chrissym (imported)]

True the male anatomy is very flexible both literally and figuratively and manually pushing your balls inside is easy enough to do. I think any man who has attempted tucking to hide they genitals would have experienced it. Same with your penis, with a bit of knowhow you can tuck it inside or between your legs out of the way of direct danger. Of course its only a temporary move as tucking you balls or penis can get very uncomfortable after a while. Surgical intervention is obviously a more effective treatment but surgically relocating your balls can have a number of issues not the least of which is sterility and surgically relocation of the penis... well not exactly a reversable option.

Its very easy to have a laugh at things you dont understand and an erect penis for a girl is definately a different experience and can be a lot of fun. An erection is a pretty normal part of being a man though and while its easier to say than do, its nothing to be embarrised about if you have one while out and about or at a nudest beach.

I guess at the end of the day there is no quick fix to protect your balls or dick from damage, its just a part of life for the average rough and tumble man. Modesty unfortunately means that all men are going to experience tight clothing and or sweaty genitals sometime in their lives. Its just a fact of life and a small price to pay for all the other great things about being a man.

[nutless1 (imported)]

Who would want detachable balls? Just one mmore thing to have to think of when leaving home! Let's see, there already are keys, wallet, cellphone, glasses, sunglasses, teeth, comb (if hair still exists), driver's license, credit card(s), laptop pc, and of course, balls you can't leave home without checking!

[Chrissym (imported)]

Testicles, specticles, wallet and watch... didnt they teach you that growing up haha

[Chrissym (imported)]

Maybe instead of detachable balls we go back to cod pieces or cups made from kevlar & tungston carbide?

[Freddyjack (imported)]

hair does still exist, it just grows elsewhere than the top of the head.