vaporous entities and musings (in other words - BS)

[kristoff]

I have trouble with anything going in my ass.

It is the "out hole", not an "in hole"

Moi

not even that

That's surely a matter of perspective...

[Dave (imported)]

a man goes into a bar and sits down to a beer.

The Piano player has a trained monkey on a leash and when the man is into his third beer, the monkey comes over and pees in the glass. Now the man is a little indignant for that offense and he goes over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey peed in my beer?" and the piano player says "No but if you hum a few bars, I'll fake it."

Or something like that.

[Dave (imported)]

Then there is this story:

In the jungles of Borneo near several tribes of headhunters and other cannibals, there lives a giant bird with the colorations of a vulture and the beak of a toucan. The natives call it the "Fu" bird. In the late 1890's an intrepid British explorer, two assistants, and his man Friday (personal valet) go into the jungle with the intent of documenting the cannibal and head hunter practices. Suddenly, in the thickest jungles, the headhunters appear and the dreaded Fu bird strikes -- FU FU -- it yells and defecates on one of the assistant's heads. A big, stinky, white and disgusting dump. The assistant rubs it away and immediately dies. The Chief of the headhunters points and babbles. Eventually the intrepid explorer learns the Headhunter language and asks the Chief about the death of his assistant who is now reduced to a shrunken head and protein fare for the tribe (the other white meat besides slugs, worms, and insects).

The Chief says -- Fu bird call, man no wipe off. If the Fu Shits you must wear it.

Didn't see that coming, did you?

[kristoff]

Then there is this story:

In the jungles of Borneo near several tribes of headhunters and other cannibals, there lives a giant bird with the colorations of a vulture and the beak of a toucan. The natives call it the "Fu" bird. In the late 1890's an intrepid British explorer, two assistants, and his man Friday (personal valet) go into the jungle with the intent of documenting the cannibal and head hunter practices. Suddenly, in the thickest jungles, the headhunters appear and the dreaded Fu bird strikes -- FU FU -- it yells and defecates on one of the assistant's heads. A big, stinky, white and disgusting dump. The assistant rubs it away and immediately dies. The Chief of the headhunters points and babbles. Eventually the intrepid explorer learns the Headhunter language and asks the Chief about the death of his assistant who is now reduced to a shrunken head and protein fare for the tribe (the other white meat besides slugs, worms, and insects).

The Chief says -- Fu bird call, man no wipe off. If the Fu Shits you must wear it.

Didn't see that coming, did you?

That might be worth an Andrew groan, but only a groan.

[Dave (imported)]

I hate to ask this question but I have to: Has anyone ever been to a wedding that was catered by a Pizza Joint?

Of all the useless things you can do with your life (no, that's not the pizza business) stepping forward to announce the ridiculous is up there. And I'm hoping it's someone's weird idea of an April 1st Joke.

I've been to weddings with rubber chicken but never pizza. Also, I've been to inexpensive weddings and never been served pizza.

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/indiana-pizz ... -weddings/

[C&TL2745 (imported)]

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Has anyone ever been to a wedding that was catered by a Pizza Joint?

....http://www.mediaite.com/tv/indiana-pizz ... -weddings/

I've been trying to figure out what would motivate someone to make an unsolicited announcement to the press that they won't do something probably nobody has ever thought of asking them to do or ever would. Matthew 23:5 comes to mind: "But all their works they do for to be seen of men...." In other words, "Look how holy I am. I won't serve pizza at a gay wedding."

Sandi

[Arab Nights (imported)]

That's surely a matter of perspective...

Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. I cannot control myself any longer.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Great one!! I wish I could think of lines like that one.

[Riverwind (imported)]

I hate to ask this question but I have to: Has anyone ever been to a wedding that was catered by a Pizza Joint?

Of all the useless things you can do with your life (no, that's not the pizza business) stepping forward to announce the ridiculous is up there. And I'm hoping it's someone's weird idea of an April 1st Joke.

I've been to weddings with rubber chicken but never pizza. Also, I've been to inexpensive weddings and never been served pizza.

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/indiana-pizz ... -weddings/

You know where this is going to lead? I can see it now lawsuits because some couple can't have a pizza at there wedding.

NO NO NO I am not going there.

River

[Paolo]

The pizza issue is all down to Indiana passing the Religious Freedom law.

In short, the pizzeria isn't carding people in-house to find out if they're gay - they're refusing to go to a gay wedding.

As for the menu, we had good chicken and pizza for the kids at my Godson's wedding.

Personally, as an asexual but gay-leaning man, I don't have a problem with this. Whatever happened to "We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone!"?

Sorry, but if I'm in a mood or you're ugly, I won't print your pictures. I don't care what sexual persuasion you are.

And as this is a political topic, that's enough of that.

[jacb1951 (imported)]

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