West Coast MoM

[nonuts (imported)]

does anyone want to share a hotel with me i snore loudly and talk in my sleep, while sleeping i tear all my sheets off and throw the pillows, sometimes i end up inbetween the matress and boxspring. i have to have the tv on all night, i wake up every hour automatically to see if home improvment is on. if it is i laugh very loud and obnoxiously. lets see.. what else... feet stink eat in bed steal your shampoo spit toothpaste on the faucet mark my territory lose my room keys wont help you incase of an evacuation.

anyone?

What no excessive flatulence?

[randy (imported)]

What no excessive flatulence?

not unless there is someone in the bed with me, i have been know to make a worldclass dutch oven (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... tch%20oven). but i wont be sharing beds so i didnt mention it.

[chilliwilli (imported)]

does anyone want to share a hotel with me i snore loudly and talk in my sleep, while sleeping i tear all my sheets off and throw the pillows, sometimes i end up inbetween the matress and boxspring. i have to have the tv on all night, i wake up every hour automatically to see if home improvment is on. if it is i laugh very loud and obnoxiously. lets see.. what else... feet stink eat in bed steal your shampoo spit toothpaste on the faucet mark my territory lose my room keys wont help you incase of an evacuation.

anyone?

Randy

I'll share a room. I'll wear plugs (in me ears), gay pillow fight with you if that's what your into, and not put porno mags between the matress. As far as tele, commercials are usually the best part, but I love whatever, as long as it's on! I'll rub your feet with secret deoderant even between your tootsies. I don't use shampoo as my hair is clipped short weekly. The bathroom could be an issue, but the maids will take care of that. The room key can be had downstairs and in case of evac, I have a flight nurse buddy in the airforce who can come pick us up.

Now for my issues....and there really aren't many

My psychologist put me on meds to help me cope. So no tearful drama there, yeah! However, the psych meds cause diarrhea. Those meds coupled with strong muscle relaxers (do to the accident, I was hit by a lady driving a large benz...thought I was headed into the afterlife, but no...she just sped off after shaking me down), anyway the combo of meds can lead to explosive incontinence of stool. These meds I'm supposed to ingest before bed. While the dreams have abated a bit, last week at 3 am I flashed back to her shiny metal grill (I'm supposed to take ativan for the that). Anyway I awoke coverd in shit, wraped in a white fecal floral cape (kinda a bird of paradise pattern) undermedicated bouncing on the bed screaming I'm superman and ready to tackle the first person I saw.

the lonely disgruntled domestic

chilli-

[tugon (imported)]

You guys sound like so much fun I hope the court releases me from jury duty. This may be the most photographed MoM if I can make it.

[jemagirl (imported)]

Liars will burn sizzle, sizzle. Didn't your mother teach you it was a bad thing to lie?

Hmmm..... I never suspected for a minute that Randy might be lying. What tipped you off?

[jemagirl (imported)]

You guys sound like so much fun I hope the court releases me from jury duty. This may be the most photographed MoM if I can make it.

Actually you should hope that you get picked early so that when you get interviewed you can say that you believe in castration across the board for all offenses

That ought to do it I would think

[chilliwilli (imported)]

Hmmm..... I never suspected for a minute that Randy might be lying. What tipped you off?

Ohh he's lying...well that's no fun at all...bummer...he sounded like a fun roomie...What a great sense of adventure offering himself up like that . And I would have proudly been his roomie and done whatever he needed...almost anyway.

the disgruntled domestic

chilli-

[jemagirl (imported)]

Ohh he's lying...well that's no fun at all...bummer...he sounded like a fun roomie...What a great sense of adventure offering himself up like that . And I would have proudly been his roomie and done whatever he needed...almost anyway.

the disgruntled domestic

chilli-

I don't know if Randy is lying or not. That's just what OBB said. For all I know Randy may just be giving fair warning. It does sound like an adventure either way

[chilliwilli (imported)]

I don't know if Randy is lying or not. That's just what OBB said. For all I know Randy may just be giving fair warning. It does sound like an adventure either way

Jema-

I don't believe a word of what OBB said. I think Randy is telling the absolute truth, and I appreciate his honesty and complete disclosure. I will contact Randy and see if I can book a room with him.

the disgruntled domestic

chilli-

[chilliwilli (imported)]

Last time I got called for regular jury duty, I just ask em where the gallows is.... Grand jury? Tell em to come on, bring on the politicians we're gonna get.

kristoff-

I

agree! Damn politicians, I'm soo

ooo bored.

The disgruntled domestic

chilli-