I'll try that tonight.

most melds also go great in juices like V8 and orange juice, so you can sneak them in without her realizing it, if she is they type to drink fruit juice. Do call the pharmacy to verify a delivery method, many "XL" or "ER" type pills are in extended controlled release capsules and must not be crushed. Some are imcompatable with certan foods or drinks.

Golly,

Does the cat HAVE to be named Rupert ? Mine's named Skye. Won't she do as a snugglee ?

Well. actually....I was hoping for a pussycat named Daughter. You know the type: innocent, sensual, shy, sharp claws and teeth, willing to be licked all night

Sorry, dear.. This kitty already has a human. Big bad biker lookin' fellow who knows just how to make me purr..!

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:58 pm The police just left my house.

Apparently, a neighbor heard me yell at my mom telling her to "shuddddup" and called them. The police says my house needs works but also said my house looks MUCH better than the last time they were here. They said if I ever yell at mom again, I will be arrested for elder abuse.

I feel so safer now that I know our local police are on the job catching dangerous criminals instead of bothering with petty civil matters

I fully realize I should never yell at mom as she's often unware of what she is doing but last night she had me up 5 times to talk to her from midniught to 7:00am. The police arrived at 8:00am just as I had yelled, "mom, would please shutup and let me sleep."

On the plus side, one hour later, mom never remembers I yelled at her or who I am.

CATCH-22

When mom wasn't here but stuck in a nursing home miles away, I was at my lowest point of depression and seriously considered suicide. Then again, at the same time she was gone I had no working computer and no VCR.

Now that mom is home, she complains continuously during her waking hours and nags in a foreign language or rattles off the alphabet to me in random order. I'm not depressed now, as strange as that may seem.

Just now she wanted to sit on the front porch and I said no. It's a bit nippy outside so I said, "you can sit on the porch later this afternoon when it warms up a bit." She tried to walk out the door twice more so I put her back into her chair and locked the door.

On the plus side, she then berated me with phrases like" "you dirty rotten bastard, you son-of-a-bitch, you fucktard, etc, etc and etc."

The plus part is that all her anger was expressed in language I could understand. Her grammat was perfect Odd isn't it. If she wants more water or a cookie, I have to guess at what she is saying but if she is angry, she can outcurse a sailor and in clear english

I'm beginning to think I'm like the character at the Bates Motel in the movie Psycho, at least in the crossdressing part. Mom is happy I'm here now and glad that woman who yelled at her and refused to allow her outside, is gone now.

Maybe I dressed up as a woman and did those horrible things and then recovered my sanity (what little I have remaining) and put on guy clothes again to comfort mom and reassure her that woman is gone

Now, if I can only find a young female volunter to act out the shower scene for me. A non-violent version of it, no knives involved. I'm sure I could think of something to poke her with.

Shut up Mac, you senile old fool. Soon the men in white coats will come for you and lock you in a Minnesotta nunnery.

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MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:35 pm Now, if I can only find a young female volunter to act out the shower scene for me. A non-violent version of it, no knives involved. I'm sure I could think of something to poke her with..."

Shut up Mac, you senile old fool. Soon the men in white coats will come for you and lock you in a Minnesotta nunnery.

Not necessarily. If he got some Scope or Listerene mouth wash, gargle and

If he used his TONGUE to poke her he might just get a following of young girls wanting to feel good AND clean... down there, I mean...

...can't you see it? Mac the Wolf's Girl Wash... Come in all dirty and leave with a sparkling glow...

...of course, he might have to lose that pubic hair that is growing all over his face and chin...

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:35 pm I'm beginning to think I'm like the character at the Bates Motel in the movie Psycho, at least in the crossdressing part. Mom is happy I'm here now and glad that woman who yelled at her and refused to allow her outside, is gone now.

Maybe I dressed up as a woman and did those horrible things and then recovered my sanity (what little I have remaining) and put on guy clothes again to comfort mom and reassure her that woman is gone

Now, if I can only find a young female volunter to act out the shower scene for me. A non-violent version of it, no knives involved. I'm sure I could think of something to poke her with.

Shut up Mac, you senile old fool. Soon the men in white coats will come for you and lock you in a Minnesotta nunnery.

The nun DOES have a few white frocks to put over the robes! Heheh