Dave (imported) wrote: Fri Dec 26, 2014 11:38 am I've just added RULE #4 to my entire life - No Drone Boning.

In case you didn't know:

and now #4 has been added. Life is getting too complicated.

That is definately true. Would be nice if it could become less complicated but that is not likely to happen.

No drone boning? At least one could get boned.

kristoff wrote: Sat Jan 24, 2015 6:03 pm No drone boning? At least one could get boned.

If you'd ever see my neighbors then you would know why I don't fly drones.

Now for the funny story:

When I pledged the frat house, I was a sophomore and it was Friday. Mixer time. SO I was wandering around the party room and the dance floor and the upstairs. One of the brother was sitting alone in the dining room and a couple of the guys and I asked why? We thought he went to bed. He always did. He was rather brilliant, got a Bachelor's in Chemistry in 3 years and went on to become a doctor at Johns Hopkins.

But that's not whey he was sitting puzzled and shocked.

It seems that he went to the common sleeping room and his bed was occupied.

It seems there was a naked couple in his bed, guy on the bottom with the salon top having a bouncy time. He asked -- what are you doing in my bed and they answered in moans and climaxes. Then they rose. Yanked up their slacks and left. They thanked him for a good time, too. Left him with a wet spot, skid marks and a messy bed.

It's a little like Goldilocks -- who's been sleeping in my bed?

And now for the informational portion of this post:

I have to affirm something.

Yes, that is my face and no, I didn't break the cellphone taking a selfie. . . Plus those letters in the lower right are for THE YOUNG PROTECTORS - a graphic novel being published online and in paper (eventually) Here's the first page - http://webcomics.yaoi911.com/archive/ete_title_page/

I like the story and the art work. There's lots of online graphics novels that are good.

There isn’t much of an intro to this comment other than to note that the latest fad among the science-averse is to boil coffee and then inject it into your anus. I lack the words. The world lacks the words. Everybody sane lacks the words.

There isn’

Dave (imported) wrote: Mon Feb 16, 2015 8:43 pm t much of an intro to this comment other than to note that the latest fad among the science-averse is to boil coffee and then inject it into your anus. I lack the words. The world lacks the words. Everybody sane lacks the words.

Still boiling hot? Someone really is good with perversions . I only heard of alcohol used this way.

Without getting too much into medicine and biology, - - - - - Alcohol is considered a nutrient and absorbed by the large intestine. Coffee isn't and most of the chemicals in coffee are rejected in the large intestine while caffeine is absorbed.

And anyone comes near me with the intent of doing this will die from horrible beating at my hands. No one puts (baby) in that corner!

I must admit to having a problem with coffee going in my ass!

Or any other orifice for that matter. Coffee, yuck.

River

Paolo wrote: Tue Feb 17, 2015 9:28 am I must admit to having a problem with coffee going in my ass!

I have trouble with anything going in my ass.

It is the "out hole", not an "in hole"

Moi

not even that