vaporous entities and musings (in other words - BS)

[kristoff]

Where can I buy new shirts for $20 each?

Salvation Army or equivalent.

[racerboy (imported)]

Hey, I said it was an old joke...It's like:

Teacher: Mr Smith's service station is selling gas at 25 cents a gallon. On the other side of the street Mr Jones' service station is selling gas at 28 cents a gallon. Now, Jimmy pays $2.97 for 10.6 gallons of gas. Where is Jimmy buying that gas?

Student: In 1961!