a dyslexic man walks into a bra

[jemagirl (imported)]

I'm sorry to hear that, but I don't think they were worthy of some one as sweet as you.

The rite guy will come along in time, just be sure your not too distracted by your battery powered friend to notice.

Hugggggssss,

Jema

[kristoff]

I freaked out two guys tonight with my nutlessness.

Fuck this. I think I'm just going to buy me a battery-operated buddy and a large, soft stuffed creature to cuddle with.

Tell em you had testicular cancer, or some other disease. Make one up. tell you were assaulted... whatever. OTOH, they probably were not meant for you.

[twaddler (imported)]

From now I'm just going to attribute it to cancer. Done, and done.

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

I freaked out two guys tonight with my nutlessness.

To some people that would make the night an unqualified success. --FLO--

[numnuts (imported)]

I think voluntary castration is as sexy as all get out! Though, in a lot of ways I don't see anyone here as having an option. So in that regard it's not really voluntary.

But still sexy as all heck! Very sexy photo, Tanglog. That's way, way Hot!

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

Through the years I've met a number of people (including my 2nd wife) who thought voluntary castration was sexy. I assume that there were many more who simply didn't want to express the idea to others. --FLO--

[micropenis (imported)]

Your story is an inspiration to me. I have fantasized about cutting myself or having someone else do me for ages.

If I got the courage to cut myself, I would keep the nuts. Just put 'em in a jar of alcohol and lock them away so nobody could bring them to the hospital. I wonder If I could sell them on ebay for enough to pay the hospital bills?

Your friend who supports you is a true friend indeed. They are rare and prescious.

As for finding a life partner: You will find some who are shocked and offended at what and who you are. They are the wrong matches for you. You may also find someone who is possesively obsessed with a rare and precious eunuch. Beware of turning on somebody too much.

I wish you a long, healthy, and happy life. I wish I had the courage to do it to myself.

[twaddler (imported)]

Oh yeah, I've still never seen any kind of bill for all of this. The only thing I got was a statement about a week after I was initially discharged in January saying that 'someone' in my household had used my insurance. I guess this was a freebie.

[twaddler (imported)]

Oh, it turns out my penile difficulties were caused by Effexor XR, which I was on a high dosage of, started just after my autocastration.

Now that I've been off of it for a couple days my penile function is back to normal. This makes me very happy. I can now achieve solid, beautiful erections at will. lol.. I love the absence of sex drive, but I do want to be able to perform and even orgasm once in a while. heh... And now I can once again.

Also everyone that knows me now knows what I've done (I think?). I think I'm just going to be completely open about it. Anyone who doesn't like it can lick my... umm... feet (http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/594/eek02ec2.jpg).

[numnuts (imported)]

Your big toe needs circumcised.