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rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:56 am I'll sell my dick for cash... wonder what it would be worth?!

I can see you on "Shark Tank" explaining your business model. At first, they'd be uninterested until you whipped out Ranger. The bidding would start at ...
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TopManFL (imported) wrote: Fri Jan 01, 2021 12:12 pm I can see you on "Shark Tank" explaining your business model. At first, they'd be uninterested until you whipped out Ranger. The bidding would start at ...

As long as they got a penis guillotine in his size ;)
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rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:56 am I'll sell my dick for cash... wonder what it would be worth?!

Gosh, you've been watching those Check... er... Cock into Cash commercials again, haven't you?
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I’m starved, there’s no food in the apartment, and it’s starting to look pretty good
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They say, starvation is very useful for health.

Though there is a situation: hungry guests came, and to treat there is nothing ;)

Can be to ask them how it is better to arrive? I just would run away...
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Valery_V (imported) wrote: Mon Jan 04, 2021 11:07 am They say, starvation is very useful for health.

Though there is a situation: hungry guests came, and to treat there is nothing ;)

Can be to ask them how it is better to arrive? I just would run away...

Ranger could feed 2, maybe 3 depending on appetites ;)
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Generally it is not good to brag (well, of course, it is my envy :)
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Though... with a crisp... and, if to add some green peas...

Guests, for certain, will be happy. In Japan they will not even be arrested.
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Valery_V (imported) wrote: Mon Jan 04, 2021 1:27 pm Though... with a crisp... and, if to add some green peas...

Guests, for certain, will be happy. In Japan they will not even be arrested.

@Valery_V thanks I'm impressed you'd prefer to have my cock served with vegetables. Maybe drizzled with some of my sweet spunk, too? LOL
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After spending so much time looking at his knob I really want to see the other end
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