Dave (imported) wrote: Tue Dec 16, 2014 11:30 pm Earnie,

I'm sure that there is something in UNSTOPPABLE that is not realistic but the story entertains.

After all, that's the reason most people make a movie.

Dave you mist my point.It wasn't needed better scrip is wartanted. All they need do is ask.

OK. I understand.

Dave (imported) wrote: Fri Dec 26, 2014 11:38 am I've just added RULE #4 to my entire life - No Drone Boning.

In case you didn't know:

#1 - not red (cars)

#2 - no mayonaise (ugly white stuff)

#3 - never appear in front of a digital camera naked ever - absolutely positively NEVER!

and now #4 has been added. Life is getting too complicated.

#1 - Cars should always be RED (every car I have owned for the last 30 years has been RED)

#2 - Mayonnaise should only be Best Foods or Hellmanns if your in the east.

#3 - we totally agree on.

#4 - move to Hawaii.

River

#4 - move to Hawaii.

The authorities estimate that Amazon is selling DRONES at a rate of 10,000 a month and they all have cameras in them.

That noise you hear above you is a neighbor - - spying

lol hell were the only ones in the neighborhood that even know how to use the internet, which reminds me I need to go to the neighbor and turn off automatic updates from Microsoft (she does not know how to do that, she did not even know it could be done, please fix my internet so I can email my kids).

the other two neighbors who live close by dont even have a computer, one does not even own a TV, goes down to the park to use the cell phone as its only there where you can get reception.

Dave is a funny guy,

We live a few miles past the end of the road.

River

As amazing as it sounds, I have friends from high school in Idaho who still do not know how to use the internet, email, etc. I think we have a correlation here: Hawaii = Idaho. Do you have as interesting characters running for governor in Hawaii as Idaho seems to produce?

What is even more amazing, they do not seem to know what they are missing nor do they seem to care. Incredible, huh, that someone can be happy in life without it.

A man rushes into his house and yells to his girlfriend, "Joyce, pack up your things. I just won the California lottery!"

Joyce replies, "Wow that’s great, shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"

The man responds, "I don’t care. Just pack your bags and get the hell out."

*********

A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother.

"Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?"

"Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.

"But then when I have a baby," the teenager pondered, "won't it knock all my teeth out?"

*********

While he was visiting, my father asked for the password to our Wi-Fi.

“It’s taped under the modem,” 
I told him.

After three failed attempts to log on, he asked, “Am I spelling this right? T-A-P-E-D-U-N-D-E-R-T-H-E-M-O-D-E-M?”

Thanks I needed them, I would tell them to my roommate but he would not understand, then I would need to explain them to him, then OH you get the picture.

River

As for running for office, the Minority in the senate spoke to his counterparts in the house Senate, he is from Diamond Head area, the one GOP district in all of Hawai'i yes its a blue state, very blue.

River

Riverwind (imported) wrote: Sat Jan 24, 2015 1:46 am Thanks I needed them, I would tell them to my roommate but he would not understand, then I would need to explain them to him, then OH you get the picture.

River

I hate explaining jokes.

Worse, I hate seeing a movie like "THE EXORCIST" and having the "other" person ask "So that was supposed to be what, a possession?" or ask: "Did he die? when he fell down the steps?" at the end. It's like clueless city raging in their heads.