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The Unkindest Cut
Our columnist gets the low-down on an unlikely fetish: male castration
June 24, 2002 - NEWSWEEK WEB EXCLUSIVE
Have you been following that castration story out of Detroit? The details of this amazing story sound like the set-up to an old guy-goes-into-a-bar joke: A guy goes into a suburban ranch home outside of Detroit and has his testicles cut off.
AFTER THE OPERATION, he and the doctor share a few laughs over a slice of pie. Laughter may be good for the soul, but its not good for a mans surgically scythed scrotum, so the guy starts bleeding uncontrollably. Unable to stanch the flow, the doctor calls 911. The cops get there and send the 48-year-old patient to get patched up in a real hospital. Meanwhile, the doctor, a 29-year-old Taiwanese man who said he learned the procedure from his genuine doctor parents, tells police that he cant imagine why the operation went awryafter all, hes done fifty of em!
Sure enough, a pair of testiclesand not the 48-year-oldswas found
doctors refrigerator (a product endorsement that the company could have lived without). The doctor said the testicles belonged to an earlier customer, whose genital liberation had been performed in the back of a mini-van.
I cant possibly be the only person thinking, What the hell is going on in suburban Detroit?!
The doctor hasnt been charged with a crime because, apparently, its not illegal in the state of Michigan to remove the testicles of an adult who wishes to have his testicles removed (more on such people later). The local prosecutors office
luvpain (imported) wrote: Thu Jun 13, 2002 2:51 am
doesnt even know whether the doctor c
an be cited for practicing medicine without a license.
Its been, as
tigation, Deb Carley of the Oakland County Prosecutors Office told me. (More investigation? A pair of testicles were found in Tupperware. The only thing Id need to investigate is why I have a sudden aversion to leftovers.)
The police inquiry did reveal that the Taiwanese doctor has overstayed his stude
luvpain (imported) wrote: Thu Jun 13, 2002 2:51 am
nt visa by a full year. That information, cops told me, has been tu
rned over to the Immigration and Naturalization Service (which, no doubt, will soon be sending him his pilots license).
If you find yourself befuddled by this Testicles-in-a-Tupperware story, you may have a job awaiting you at the Oak Park Police Department.
I dont think anyone is aware that this kind of thing is going on, said Lt. Bruce Smith, a spokesman for the suburban Detroit department. But there are some people who are into this kind of ... well, I dont even know what youd call it. They want their equipment off for some reason.
The Oak Park investigation turned up dozens of chat rooms where menincluding the victim in this casediscuss their desire to be castrated. My own investigation found that would-be castrati are using the Internet in ways never envisioned by the inventors of the World Wide Web.
Like Lt. Smith, I had a difficult time separating the certifiable nut cases from the nut cases who had legitimate reasons for wanting to no longer be legitimate men. And the Internet sites were no help. One Yahoo! chat group, Neuteredmenandwannabes, informed me that, Some women and some men want their slaves without testicles. Another claimed that Castration isnt birth control; its life control. A third site claimed that the Bible supports testicular subtraction. Subsequently, I cant read Matthew 19:12eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heavens sakewithout crossing my legs.
Later, though, I stumbled onto Eunuch.org (doesnt it sound so much more credible than that IPO-seeking Eunuch.com?) and other web support groups where castrated men and those who wish to join their ranks can compare notes and fetishes. (Full disclosure? I tried to contact some of these men, but access to most of these Web sites are denied to the non-castrated. Despite my editors pressure, I decided that theres a limit to how far I was willing to go on this story.)
But my journalistic curiosityand my readers right to knowcould not be satisfied by mere web-surfing, so I made a few calls and discovered quite quickly that theres a lot of really weird stuff going on out there. The Kevorkian of Castration in Oak Park is just the beginning.
I couldnt believe it when I heard the police say its incomprehensible, because its not, said Gary Taylor, a Shakespearean scholar at the University of Alabama who wrote Castration: An Abbreviated History of Western Manhood, a cutting social history of, well, cutting.
Taylors book reminds us that eunuchs often held great power throughout history. Poor Chinese peasants, for example, would castrate a son in hopes of landing him a well-paying job in the Forbidden City. And in the 16th century, young boys were castrated to ensure them work as angel-voiced singers. But that type of social climbing is ancient history, so I called Dr. Felix Spector. You dont know Felix Spector? Well, obviously youve never shopped for a castration.
Felix Spector is to castration what Henry Ford was to the automobile. Recently retired, Spector had a long career of castrating men, men who wouldve otherwise been rudely turned away, labeled insane or crazy, or referred into lengthy, traumatic and, lets face it, expensive psychological counseling. Spectors patients dont have time for that kind of rigmarole. They want their castration done yesterday.
Spector didnt want to talkhe claimed that the reporters willfully misunderstand the castration issue (who, us?)but I managed to keep him on the phone long enough to get him to explain that most of his patients were people who have a strong libido thats out of control and they feel that castration will take care of it.
I asked Spector what he thought of the Detroit case and he was dismissive. That guy sounds like a cutter, said the man who once charged $2,000 for the operation. He sounds like a non-professional who is doing it just to make money as opposed to helping people.
Helping people do what? Control their libidos? Isnt that what Cinemax is for? Apparently too many men in this country dont have premium cable.
Dr. Michael Brownstein cuts off mens testicles for a livingas part of sex-change operations. People contact me all the time to be castrated, but I refuse, he said. Brownstein only castrates men who have undergone rigorous, pre-sex-change counseling (to make sure they can mentally handle it), hormone treatment (to make sure they can physically handle it) and, of course, a credit check. If its an issue of libido control, there are medical means. If you ask me, theres something else going on here.
Gee, really? Back in Oak Park, the cops dont know what to think.
We dont even know what to call this guy, Lt. Smith said of the castrati. We cant call him the victim because he kept telling us that he wanted this done to him. Ugh. Can we stop talking about this now?
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Gersh Kuntzman is also a columnist for The New York Post. His Web site is at
http://www.gersh.tv
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