MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Tue Apr 08, 2008 9:27 pm Date the cute ones. Plumbers are useful. Hell, I could use one now. As far as the repo guy, have Uncle Flo load the shotgun with solid slugs. Grapeshot might work too

Grapeshot? Do You have a 12LBer????

_g (imported) wrote: Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:08 am Grapeshot? Do You have a 12LBer????

On second thought, Uncle Flo wasn't old enough to be in the U.S. Civil War so he might have to borrow the 12 pounder from River, whom we all know served under General William Tecumseh Sherman from 1861-1865.

I know this as River was a Colonel whereas I was only a Brevet Major.

Daughter, read the PRINCE HARMING SYNDROME (http://msn.match.com/msn/article.aspx?a ... ?GT1=26000)

Well that certainly puts a few things into perspective... Thank you.

Daughter (imported) wrote: Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:51 am Well that certainly puts a few things into perspective... Thank you.

What would you attempt to accomplish if you knew you could not fail?

I would find a way to get my penis, testicles and scrotum removed; and my urethra relocated. Even get a vagina, clitoris and labia if possible (breasts too).

Daughter is 100% female and the repo guy is 100% assbite.

Well said, Mr. Wolf. --FLO--

Then again, we could invite the repo-guy to this year's MOM so Dr. Kristoff could try out his new surgical technique he calls a "rectal lobectomy."

Nurse Daughter could insist if she concentrate without giggling

Wait... No one told me I was supposed to wear a naughty nurse costume to this year's MOM!!!

Sheesh! How do I get myself signed up for this stuff?

I'd wager my soul (if I had one) that if we took a vote of MOM attendees or EA members in general, they would all vote to see Daughter in a naughty nurse costume.