One Day in the Life of a Wolf - Memorial 7-25-20

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

WOO HOO...my new keyboard arrived and works GREAT

QUESTION: Who would like approximately 300+ packing peanuts?

[gigglegit (imported)]

QUESTION: Who would like approximately 300+ packing peanuts?

Are they free? (The best things in life...)

Those things are almost as much fun as bubble wrap

[A-1 (imported)]

A hero's a hero no matter what color your cape is.

BUT! ...only if you are CAPEable...

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

It twas a hot Sunday afternoon today when I realized I was almost out of tobacco. You see, nicotine helps keep me sane in my current socio-economic situation with caring for mom. I decided to drive the three miles to my tobacconist. Six blocks from my destination, I saw the red light of the fuzz in my rearview mirror.

The female police officer was very professional, polite and friendly. She cited me for expired registration and expired insurance. I have till mid-September to take care of it. It was only a fixit ticket, so once I get car insurance and the car registered, there will be no fine.

I think she felt sorry for me as my hand was shaking as I signed the ticket. A nerve-wracking experience. It was only my second ticket in 15 years, the first being for "driving without a seatbelt." I wear the seatbelt every time now.

I hate those red lights in my mirror. I'd much prefer a Red Nun in a Red Truck waving an electric saw.

[Riverwind (imported)]

You know when ever I start feeling sorry for myself I just read this post and I feel so much better. If the grass is greener in one direction remember its alway browner in another.

River

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Whenever I get depressed about my bizarre life, I think "things could be worse." I could be a Sybil with three distinct personality disorders.

I could be a wolf with the characteristics of Christina, Riverwind and Krister, in my body. And if I inherited their particular quirks and maladies, I'd really be in trouble.

I'd have Christina's flaming red her and her herinated disc and dislocated shoulder. Riverwise, I'd have his agoning back pain from which he gets little relief except from intermittent cortizone injections. And then there's my Kristoff personality: my overwheling desire to wait on mom hand and foot and complete my grocery shopping wearing a red nun's habit.

On the positive side, who's going to mess with a pipe smoking 60 year old gray-haired and bearded nun carrying an assortment of power tools

[Kangan (imported)]

Whenever I get depressed about my bizarre life, I think "things could be worse." I could be a Sybil with three distinct personality disorders.

I could be a wolf with the characteristics of Christina, Riverwind and Krister, in my body. And if I inherited their particular quirks and maladies, I'd really be in trouble.

I'd have Christina's flaming red her and her herinated disc and dislocated shoulder. Riverwise, I'd have his agoning back pain from which he gets little relief except from intermittent cortizone injections. And then there's my Kristoff personality: my overwheling desire to wait on mom hand and foot and complete my grocery shopping wearing a red nun's habit.

On the positive side, who's going to mess with a pipe smoking 60 year old gray-haired and bearded nun carrying an assortment of power tools

Cheer up, Mac - it can only get worse....

[Kangan (imported)]

You know when ever I start feeling sorry for myself I just read this post and I feel so much better. If the grass is greener in one direction remember its alway browner in another.

River

Me too. But I do feel sorry for Mac.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Here's a giggle for Daughter:

Daughter:

You'd love me as I'm hung like a horse.

Positive - I'm hung like a Prehistoric Horse and ready to rock.

Negative - That Prehistoric horse was called Eohippus (Dawn Horse) and it was rather tiny. It stood at only 12-inches tall... hence it's penis was only ....well, you get the idea

[Daughter (imported)]

Well, that's really too bad! lol

But in my experience, I've come to understand that size doesn't matter. If you don't know what you're doing with it nothing will help.