Beau Geste (imported) wrote: Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:57 pm For whatever it's worth, in at least one passage of Chaucer's Canterbury Tales, the anal opening is referred to as the "nether eye." Probably, never a blue eye, though.

How does that song go? "Don't it make your brown eyes blue?" LOL

Jema, you are so bad, I love it.

River

I never thought this thread would get this many replies. Glad I could make you all smile..... and check the color of your a-hole!

ramses (imported) wrote: Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:29 pm I never thought this thread would get this many replies. Glad I could make you all smile..... and check the color of your a-hole!

I'll have to get out my digicam and tripod!

jemagirl (imported) wrote: Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:14 pm How does that song go? "Don't it make your brown eyes blue?" LOL

Oh no! Wonderful.

jemagirl (imported) wrote: Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:14 pm How does that song go? "Don't it make your brown eyes blue?" LOL

I've always been reminded of the line about taking a load off one's mind...

ramses (imported) wrote: Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:29 pm I never thought this thread would get this many replies. Glad I could make you all smile..... and check the color of your a-hole!

Alright.... get ready for..... ROUND II of 'Things You can do with Your Ass'

Ass Shaving (http://youtube.com/watch?v=TX0QMTM9bs8)

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's got fairest butt of all?

Queen, thou hast the phatest ass, its blond hairs pass the sweetest gas.

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, is my butt hole pale and small?

Queen, thou hast the tightest bum, its blond hairs tickle till men come.

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, can I cause big men to bawl?

Queen, thou hast the lightest hole, that randy brute did e'er extol.

On the whole, I prefer sausage to ham, even if the ham is cured.

I'll bet that George Bush is a heckuva nice fella, if you were to meet him on a daisy chain - careful rectal grooming, skin lightening, etc. Bet he'd clean you off with a wash cloth after. Well, I'm just saying ...

Yoli here...not really a day off, just working (riiiiight!) at home.

I just remembered a funny! Barry, our "pet" eunuch, once referred to the way my little "*exit" reacted to a light touch, little puff of air, or tickle (See: soft artist's brush or feather,) as "Yoli's Pink Wink"

I'm such a KWAZY WABBIT! (But I DON'T need bleaching!)

Yoli The Slightly Warped Girl With Sunburned Tits!

San Antonio!

*And occasional "Entrance".