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Re: Seeking wisdom
Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2020 3:16 pm
by rogerwpbfl (imported)
TopManFL (imported) wrote: Sat Mar 07, 2020 10:00 pm
Rog, careful! Especially in large groups of people. I "accidentally" refilled your hand sanitizer with lube. Yeah, so there's that and I know what you do when you need to wipe off excess lube from your hands.
What? I feel like you made a crack at me but I don't get it??
Re: Seeking wisdom
Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2020 6:08 pm
by catoboros (imported)
GordonGG (imported) wrote: Sun Mar 08, 2020 9:42 am
I live in the Seattle area and it is impossible to buy hand sanitizer.
There are no masks or hand sanitiser left in shops anywhere in New Zealand. We do, however, have ample supplies of toilet paper, unlike Australia, where multiple fights have broken out amongst panicking shoppers, including one who was tasered by police:
https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/world/20 ... paper.html
https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/world/20 ... -pack.html
NT News has printed an eight-page toilet paper lift-out:
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/a ... d=12314205
Re: Seeking wisdom
Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2020 6:32 pm
by Arab Nights (imported)
Thanks. Good to see a newspaper with humor.
Re: Seeking wisdom
Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2020 7:20 pm
by TopManFL (imported)
rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Sun Mar 08, 2020 3:16 pm
What? I feel like you made a crack at me but I don't get it??
No, just a friendly quip.
Re: Seeking wisdom
Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2020 7:33 pm
by rogerwpbfl (imported)
No, just a friendly quip.
I worried you maybe had a cam on me
Re: Seeking wisdom
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 6:39 am
by TopManFL (imported)
Humm, putting a cam on you would give me great inspiration for stories. "Prime Rib for Two - $150, Vintage French Cabernet - $200, Chocolate Mouse Playfully Share for Dessert - $20, A Date Eager to Take All 10" that Ranger has to Offer - Priceless" The story would hinge on the word "Take" in the title.
Re: Seeking wisdom
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 6:43 am
by TopManFL (imported)
TopManFL (imported) wrote: Sat Mar 07, 2020 10:00 pm
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Made my day. Thanks. Don't do the bump with Roger. No telling.
Generally, Roger, my attitude to people like preachers, politicians and political news networks with the message to be afraid, very afraid is a solid Fuck You Asshole. I was just at a huge conference and there were a few people who refused hand shakes. I don't get how you can be in a huge hall with hundreds of people and worry about hand shakes. We had hand wipes at our display and it did not bother me at all that a small percentage used them. Still, I prefer to try to be as rested as possible and take vitamine B12. Others like C. There are other natural products you can use to up your resistance.
I had a very interesting conversation on the airport shuttle back with a very sharp guy from Seattle. The view from there was a little different from the view from my little backwater corner of the world. With their closer ties to Asia, Seattle is very worried. I had figured the death rate was maybe 1-3% and mostly old and people with compromised immunity systems. He said that the latest fatalities include people in good health and in their 20s to 50s. I can accept the thing might mutate and be a horror yet, but that puts us in the situation described above. What are you going to do about it? That is the intersting question.
The answer will vary from person to person. That
would be an interesting question for a separate thread.
Naghh, I'd fist bump. He's adorable! How could I say no? And the hunky stud with the 10" dick whose shoulder he's sitting on is pretty good looking as well.
Re: Seeking wisdom
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 3:59 pm
by rogerwpbfl (imported)
TopManFL (imported) wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2020 6:39 am
Humm, putting a cam on you would give me great inspiration for stories. "Prime Rib for Two - $150, Vintage French Cabernet - $200, Chocolate Mouse Playfully Share for Dessert - $20, A Date Eager to Take All 10" that Ranger has to Offer - Priceless" The story would hinge on the word "Take" in the title.
Why does my dick "jump" when you mention "taking" it? So confused by this baffling contradiction.
Re: Seeking wisdom
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 5:25 pm
by rogerwpbfl (imported)
TopManFL (imported) wrote: Sat Mar 07, 2020 10:00 pm
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Naghh, I'd fist bump. He's adorable! How could I say no? And the hunky stud with the 10" dick whose
shoulder he's sitting on is pretty good looking as well.
So glad you like my monkey @TopManFL
Re: Seeking wisdom
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 5:45 pm
by TopManFL (imported)
rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2020 3:59 pm
Why does my dick "jump" when you mention "taking" it? So confused by this baffling contradiction.
I dunno for sure.
Could it be because you love women who love your big dick? As you do your job of licking, gently biting and finger her before putting Trojan XXL condom on Ranger, you notice how adorable her petite clitoris is and it never leaves your mind. She is so perfect and all her parts are on the inside and those female parts draw you to her.
You start to think of Ranger as being the opposite of the perfect form that is female. Your mind spins with confusion. How can you love having sex with beautiful MILFs so much with their perfect vee jay jays and clits and at the same time be lugging around the exact opposite? Could you fall in love with a woman who would make a silicone copy of Ranger and then take him away from you? Then, you'd forever be able to indulge in her organs by pleasing what you see as her perfectly formed crotch. And when it was time to insert Ranger, she could use the silicone copy that had been soaking in warm water and you could lick her as she enjoyed orgasm after orgasm?
Or something like that?