ambiguous (imported) wrote: Tue Jan 03, 2017 12:22 pm Not the point.

I am sure ALL here would be devastated to read about some guy who died alone after shooting his junk off

In this case, I wouldn't because he's friggin' lying and you're all feeding him.

First he comes in with the implausible story that he shot his penis and one testicle off. OK, let's assume for a second he's not lying about that. He does it once, and that wasn't enough to do away with the offending parts. So he does it two more times. I don't know about you, but a gunshot even once sounds painful enough let alone 3 times. Then he posts a photo of proof that has been seen many times before by long-term members of this site. Then he's given advice, much of it sensible, and every bit of it is rejected. Then he tells us that he was supposed to be in the hospital today having the second testicle off through legitimate means. Before he arrives at today, and after he posts the hospital message, he's back to rejecting advice and telling us he's going to shoot it off. Now, he's moved on to yet another reason he's going to do this, namely spiritual.

He's changed his story so many times as to be laughable.

His IP may be different, but those are easily masked. Heck, it's more plausible it's another person doing the same broken routine. Come in here, dick in hand masturbating, wanting us to all fall into his story to provide him more material to jack off too. All sensible advice rejected for spurious reasons, all coming back around to his fantasy of shooting his bits off. Well, I hope he just shoots 'em off already. I'm done with his wanking and using us for his amusement.

Over the IP thing I use a VPN at times.

LT ..Point taken .Perhaps I should have highlighted the "Alone" part of my reply.

Where is the spermatic cord located? In the back of the scrotum above the testicle?

selfie319 (imported) wrote: Sat Jan 14, 2017 12:41 pm Where is the spermatic cord located? In the back of the scrotum above the testicle?

Between Middle C and F sharp

selfie319 (imported) wrote: Sat Jan 14, 2017 12:41 pm Where is the spermatic cord located? In the back of the scrotum above the testicle?

If you have to ask this, I question your masculinity. And... You're still here after all the BS you've been caught at?

Honestly, if you don't know what a spermatic cord is, or where it's located, and you're on this site, you're either a troll, or you should just quit and shoot yourself now as there is no hope for you. I swear, 2 seconds in Google could answer your question.

Go away, little boy.

Losethem (imported) wrote: Sat Jan 14, 2017 8:28 pm If you have to ask this, I question your masculinity. And... You're still here after all the BS you've been caught at?

Honestly, if you don't know what a spermatic cord is, or where it's located, and you're on this site, you're either a troll, or you should just quit and shoot yourself now as there is no hope for you. I swear, 2 seconds in Google could answer your question.

Go away, little boy.

Sorry I only want to take 3 shots at most.

selfie319 (imported) wrote: Sun Jan 15, 2017 6:56 am Sorry I only want to take 3 shots at most.

Love it! I take it you are trying to push a button or two.

I think 3 shots of Pepsi Lite (In a thimble glass) will be plenty.

I am now bailing from this thread..

Between Middle C and F sharp

Today's best answer. --FLO--

Today's best answer. --FLO--

I think this (http://bfy.tw/9Tgt) one is better

PS. For the topic starter - just remember - there are femoral arteries nearby. Hit one - and you are dead in about 10 minutes. From blood loss.

fhunter wrote: Sun Jan 15, 2017 1:33 pm I think this (http://bfy.tw/9Tgt) one is better

PS. For the topic starter - just remember - there are femoral arteries nearby. Hit one - and you are dead in about 10 minutes. From blood loss.

If I shoot right above the testicle what's the chance I hit one?