My gf just told me

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Well that's nice of you to offer lol. Maybe they can do both of ours together haha
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rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Sun Oct 16, 2016 9:15 am Well that's nice of you to offer lol. Maybe they can do both of ours together haha

Round up a few more guys and each girl can go home with her own dick. :D
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Hey rogerwpbfl

Why don't you get a hot dog or sausage, hang it out of your fly and let your girlfriend cut that off.

See if that gets either of you aroused, and no harm done.

Just a thought
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Mandler1 (imported) wrote: Mon Oct 17, 2016 5:19 am Hey rogerwpbfl

Why don't you get a hot dog or sausage, hang it out of your fly and let your girlfriend cut that off.

See if that gets either of you aroused, and no harm done.

Just a thought

Better yet, she could practice biting it off. ;)
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stewie69 (imported) wrote: Mon Oct 17, 2016 9:27 am Better yet, she could practice biting it off. ;)

That just made me hard as a rock. It can't be as easy as biting a sausage, or can it? I'm going to start being a lot more careful about bjs.
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Mandler1 (imported) wrote: Mon Oct 17, 2016 5:19 am Hey rogerwpbfl

Why don't you get a hot dog or sausage, hang it out of your fly and let your girlfriend cut that off.

See if that gets either of you aroused, and no harm done.

Just a thought

Nice idea. And I can pick what size to hang out my fly. Maybe a fat footlong?!
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Or a bucket of cold water.
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Thanks for the suggestion, I got stitches last week lol
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OK, I'll bite stitches in what?
rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Thu Oct 27, 2016 6:19 am Thanks for the suggestion, I got stitches last week lol
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