Two new reasons to wait:
Kratom - 5 times stronger than morphine at killing pain in low doses, (
https://kratomwebshop.com/kratom-natural-pain-relief/) but it requires significant overdoses to get high at all. Available over the Internet, or can be grown in your own yard in subtropical regions.
CBD Oil - according to anecdotes, it boosts healing and the immune system. According to this summary of studies found on PubMed, (
https://healthyhempoil.com/cannabidiol-pain-relief/) it's quite an effective painkiller in dealing with chronic pain in ways that opiates simply are not.
Two new reasons not to wait:
last Friday, early in the evening, I noticed I was bleeding into my sac. The whole side was redder than the left, and I had a bullseye-shaped bruise. (Due dilligence: I used a UV lamp to check for ringworm. Nope. Also, no evidence of a tick bite, which suggests it's not lyme disease.) About 2" were faintly bruised, and there was a dime-to-nickel sized patch (dependent on the degree of stretching) of unambiguous light purple.
This coincided with the pain going on a tear, with two events that could have interfered with driving in one day; one rose to the level of yelping and hyperventilating. These days, I'm pretty blasé about hurting, and pretty good at pushing past it, but that one was a surprise. Peculiarly, they were both on the left, the side without the bruising.
I'm somewhat concerned about the bleeding, and irritated it's going to heal before I could make it in to see my urologist. I'm concerned that it may be related to the time during a nerve block that he probably nicked a blood vessel, and I ended up looking like a ripe plum. Also, how much of a human's blood supply can be lost if an aneurysm of the sperm cord ruptures? Probably not a ton, since mechanical counterpressure can be applied (a euphemism for "covering your sac in rubber bands") to limit how much the sac can swell, and how much blood can be lost into it, but while the coagulation systems work to close wounds and reopen blood vessels, it seems likely that you would lose the nut downstream of the blowout.
I'm clearly fretting, and the consternation's not helping. I haven't injected, done testicular exposures, or any of the things that other members have, just a torsion when I was … about ten. The hospital said it resolved itself about seven hours after I presented, but modern research says that time is tissue, and five hours of reduced blood flow (by only 30%) leaves you shooting blanks for the rest of your life.
This also followed an evening where I had to bow out of a multiplayer game with friends because my heart was racing and I generally felt like dog shit. Does anybody know if that is consistent with infarcted tissue releasing cytokines? I remember something happened in an episode of House… Aha, season 1, episode 21, "Three Stories" - my Google Fu is strong today - where House's infarcted leg muscle, according to this transcript, when re-perfused (he had bypass surgery to save the leg) released enough potassium into his bloodstream to stop his heart.
I'm not a doctor, but I am a scientist by training, and my SWAG seems internally consistent. Any ideas?