This is all for our protection, right? So why scan/frisk the pilots?
There is absolutely zero reason why the guy behind the stick needs to be invasively frisked or scanned. If the pilot really wanted to take the plane out, he's not gonna use a bomb when he's already got the controls in his hands.
For that matter, neither the molestations or scans will tell you if someone's hidden something up their ass. Hell, as XKCD (
http://xkcd.com/651/) put it, your average laptop battery could potentially put a hole in the airplane, and lithium batteries are required to be in carry-on as opposed to being checked. For that matter, fuck it, let them record my phone calls... give the average engineering graduate a $20k Home Depot card and I'm damn sure they could find a way to take out a plane during takeoff/landing from just outside the grounds of the airport. Good luck trying to stop that one.
And the printers being 'test runs'? I don't buy it in the least. I'm sorry, but if you think you've found a loophole in the security procedures, you don't send a handful of test 'bombs' through to see if they make it. You send live bombs on the off chance they do. If they detect the bombs en route, you've freaked the hell out of the natives and tightened security. If they don't detect the bombs, you've succeeded and congrats. What does sending test runs through accomplish but potentially expose your opening?
Quite frankly, it makes no sense whatsoever except as a foreign land version of what happened with the kid in Portland.
All this hoopla around the TSA and the bullshit extra security theatre has taught me is that Joe Average doesn't understand a fucking thing about odds, risks, or percentages. Nobody cares if they're 1,000 or even 10,000 times more likely to be killed by an automobile during their daily lives. They don't even care if they're statistically more likely to be hit by lightning then involved in a terrorist attack on their airplane. You don't see people freaking out and ordering these kinds of scans done before getting into a car, or mandatory lighting rods. You want to worry about shit happening to you? Don't go near the street. You're far safer on the plane, even without invasive scans, than you are on the street driving to or from the airport.
You know what? If you're that worried, pull a Howard Hughes. Lock yourself into a room and never come out again. If you want to be completely safe that's about your only hope. For everyone else, grab a fucking pair and accept that nothing's completely safe.
I'd have a hell of a lot more faith in security, if it weren't for the fact that the last couple people to get through had no business getting anywhere near a plan were EXISTING procedures followed. No return ticket? Flag. Paid in cash? Flag. No luggage? FLAG. Their own goddamn parent called in a warning on them? WTF are you doing letting them near a plane?? Why the hell should I get scanned or molested, if the procedures that are already in place aren't being followed??
And you know what? I'm willing to accept that risk. If my plane, or the plane of a loved one goes down as a terrorist attack, treat the dead like fucking heroes. Give them medals, and don't change a damn thing about security procedures. 50 years ago people were willing to die in horrible conditions, in foreign lands, to protect our freedoms. Now we're not even willing to get on an airplane without cavity searches. WTF???