Why did Superboy lift one corner of his house?

curious_guy (imported) wrote: Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:47 am Why did Superboy lift one corner of his house?

Does anyone want the answer to this?

He wanted to be a-doored?

He wanted to be a-doored?

Nope.

Well I can't come up with anything else stupid enough, so what groaner do you have in mind?

His mother told him to pick up his room.

Oy.

The piano player at a bar I was at tonight said he called his unit "Dick Cheney" for a few reasons:

1. Spends much of the time in an undisclosed location.

2. Pretends to be important, but Bush is really in charge.

3. Accidently shot a friend in the face.

What would you call a man who wears a size 38 jacket who can talk to dead people?

curious_guy (imported) wrote: Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:07 am What would you call a man who wears a size 38 jacket who can talk to dead people?

A .38 Caliber Bullet

A medium medium?