A Trip to Hospital

[jemagirl (imported)]

Paolo,

I am really happy that the surgery went well and I hope the recovery is equally speedy. In an effort to spare the hospital all of the collateral damage of divine retribution perhaps we can start a new "Get Well" thread and send a copy of it by some other nefarious means known only to the dark-side.

Jema

[mrt (imported)]

Hummm... Offensive? Is it my breath? Oh well....

I just spoke with our beloved Kristoff, and he's up to having pudding now after successfully having all of the interior leaks patched. He's been up and about a few times, still in pain, still enjoying the drugs for pain, and fully returned to 100% cantankerousness! We had a lovely chat with others calling in often, too.

Unfortunately, the wi-fi at the hospital does not allow BME/EA as it is considered "offensive". The Nun is already bitching about THAT and threatening them with Divine retribution!

Any personal well wishes should be sent to archive@eunuch.org (where they will have to wait) or to me, so I can pass them on at once to the personal email address.

Thanks all, from Kristoff, and rest assured, he'll be back soon!

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Kristoff

I just noticed this thread due to maternal preoccupation. I'm glad you were patched up efficiently and happier yet you are given g-o-o-d painkillers.

I've noticed that hospitals, libraries and many other public facilities don't allow their wifi guests to access chatrooms or message boards and that policy sucks rocks.

I pray you're back at home soon relaxing in front of the boob tube.

To cheer you up, we'll send you two videos:

• Al Gore accepting the Nobel Prize for curing the environment and

• Hillary taking oath of office for Goddess of D.C.

Get well soon but have no fear, the dark lord will handle all the fear till your return. In fact, I think I see him now about to insert his light saber in the posterior cavity of some unfortunate person.

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

Get well soon but have no fear, the dark lord will handle all the fear till your return. In fact, I think I see him now about to insert his light saber in the posterior cavity of some unfortunate person.

Perhaps that shpuld read "some FORTUNATE person". --FLO--

[lilac (imported)]

I'm a bit late reading about this, but I am so glad to hear all went well and you are recovering well. Best wishes for the future.

Love and Hugs, Lilac

[JesusA (imported)]

I just got off the telephone with the

Good Sister. Miracles do happen and Kirstoff should be home from the hospital within a few hours. This is DAYS earier than had been predicted with the seriousness of the surgery. He's in great spirits – especially with the prospect of sleeping in his own bed and not having to eat hospital food.

Since the Eunuch Archive is judged by his hospital to be a "pornographic" site, he has not been able to log on during his stay there. We can expect him back sometime tonight for at least a brief check of all that has been happening.

[Kangan (imported)]

Sorry for the delayed post - I don't log on as often as I used to.

May the Red Nun have a speedy recovery!

[Beau Geste (imported)]

Sounds like the operation was a success, so it's good to hear that, Krister, and take it easy untiil the healing process has run its course. No sawsall projects, and only very gentle rosaries.

[tugon (imported)]

and only very gentle rosaries.

Yes, standing up from the kneeler could be hard on the abdominal muscles. You might need the assistance of an altar boy or two.

[bobbie (imported)]

Hope being in your own bed again will help with your sprites. Do not know if your cooking will help any. Hope your recovery continues to improve every day.