Colin,
you say
colin (imported) wrote: Sun Dec 23, 2001 2:52 pm
If it ran down your leg it was probably because you were wearing drainpipe trousers.
Colin,
Hell, man. I don't wear anything around the house unless someone's here. Except maybe some underwear and my work boots with some work socks. (ha! picture that and hairy legs slicked down with goo.)
Vi likes to take my underwear off. We have a game of chess every so often to see who has to run the house naked the rest of the night if the daughter is away with her boyfriend. I usually lose. Nature boy as it were.
So, last night it ran down my leg into my shoe...
Kind of made the hair shiny...
But shame on you, you got me out of the Limerick form. I doubt if I could get away long enough to get the passport, let alone go to Europe, even though I could probably fly real cheap. I won't say how. But hey! fantasy's the thing, right? Well, back to the Limericks...
I got a rise from the Guys it is true,
About filling my shoe up with goo,
But Antonia's the one
with I want to have fun;
I just hope that she's not one of you!
She looks so good you should see,
She's 'bout twenty years younger than me,
But no man looks cool
in a puddle of drool;
And nothing in life comes for free.
The web is a place where you're free,
To be what you wanted to be,
But as most of you know
there is less fact than show;
Whether truth or fantasy we see.
So Antonia please write and say,
That I did not scare you away,
I apoligize
with puppy dog eyes;
Whether real or fantasy, please stay!
So with all of my friends I'll be terse,
I feel like Margaritiville's lost verse,
Just a dirty old man
with his dick in his hand;
Dealing with a testosterone curse.
But before I die I must see,
A girl with a sex drive like me,
Lithe, slim and flurtatious
with ta ta's bodatious;
Good inside and out and carefree.
I've been watching the channel called "e!"
With girls in Ugena bikinis,
But watching them pose
in skimpy wet clothes;
Proves some good things in life are still free.
Now I must go for a while,
I hope that my rhymes made you smile,
Some were meloncholy
some were silly and jolly;
Soon my body will crash in a pile.
BYE!
A-1
A-1