YOLI

A-1 (imported) wrote: Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:58 pm ...for the SUPREME COURT...

OK, I'll do it.

Be warned, however, that "Affirmative Action" will take on a new and more sane meaning. Know that the Second Amendment will become part of The Pledge Of Allegiance. Be warned that the borders will be sealed (to use Big Guy's terminology) "tighter than a crab's ass".

Oh, and ACORN will be thoroughly investigated, as will all voting irregularities.

There will be mass deportations, including all members of the newly publicized Somali gangs terrorizing Minneapolis, MS13, etc, and a whole lot of undocumented immigrants.

The Bloods, Crips, and others of that ilk will be rounded up, stripped naked, issued baseball bats, and forced to get it on in the LA Coliseum...the last one standing will be sent to live with Jesse Jerkson.

Any case brought before us that seeks to undo the disastrous measures enacted by Obama's band of America Haters will be granted victory.

Al Sharton and Jesse Jerkson will be forced to get REAL jobs and pay taxes, as will most televangelists.

There will be no more American jobs outsourced to (here comes another BigGuy-ism) Upper Assholistan.

We will not have to "Press Juan For Eengleesh".

(Did I mention that I like puppies, long walks at sunset, and sometimes I wear bedroom slippers that look like widdle animals.)

The Military will not be forced to accept weaponry they don't need or want just so that Senator Fatback's homeys have jobs. The Military will, however, receive the very best equipment ever known AND a generous raise in pay and benefits. Any defense contractor that supplies substandard equipment will be publicly castrated, tarred and feathered, and forced to lick Nancy Pelosi's >^..^<.

Countries that abet or tolerate terrorists will become very spacious parking lots.

It just occurred to me that in order to accomplish all this in behalf of America as our founding fathers intended it to be I'll need to wear two hats...President AND Chief Justice.

Further, Happy Hour will run from Noon 'til Midnight in ALL bars and restaurants!

Eunuchs, other than those punitively castrated, will receive a special stimulus package containing DVD of me doing the Dance Of The Seven Veils...with only six veils...free HRT if desired, an autographed group photo of Ash(leigh), WOBG, Barry T. Eunuch, and "Treasure The Ladyboy", and me.

Most sex offenders will lose their ballsies in public and maybe their peepees too, depending on the severity of the offense.

You will not have to chooseTWO entrees at Won Hung Lo's eatery in order to receive free Egg Roll and Hot 'n Sour Soup.

All fast food drive-through attendants will be required to pass a stringent exam covering Language Skills (English, Diction, etc.), Comprehension, Basic Math, etc.

Harry Reid will be permanently glued to Hillary Clinton...in the Soixante-Neuf position.

Sooooo...That's MY platform.

Yoli

With Liberty and Justice For All...and I do mean ALL.

YOLI

A-1 (imported) wrote: Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:58 pm ...for the SUPREME COURT...

And Castration would not be considered

Cruel nor Unusual punishment.

YOLI

For Dictator

YOLI

For Dictator

We already have one. I'd just be a patriotic dictator.

And...I wouldn't need a teleprompter to order a pizza.

Yoli

I am surprised at the thought that so many men have fantasies of castration. After many failed relationships, I have often had thoughts of removing the manhood of several past "lovers". I envision them pleading and crying as I use a banding tool on them, I want to use bands because I want them to suffer the pain of knowing they will be geldings soon, and after a point removing the band will make no difference. Men need to now we women have feelings and should not be trifiled with!

sindeekb,

Being an older man who has had the desire to be castrated since puberty, I too and surprised that others have the same desire. Each of us has our own story of reasons.

Recently it became very clear to me that as my testosterone level dropped, my castration fantasies, desire for castration, need for castration dropped too. With the reduction of testosterone thoughts of sex, sexual desire, sexual frustration also dropped.

Nature does us a disservice. The need for sex is to reproduce, when we are in our prime. After that it seems to be problematic for many people. We think that life without sex would be a disaster. Maybe life without good sex would be not so good, but life without bad sex is very good. If 2 people are on the same sexual wave length, how sweet it is. If not, somebody needs to change, or they need new partner.

If a woman's sexual need drops, then the man should consider chemically reducing his testosterone level to reduce his sexual desire. Men think this is unthinkable. It's one of those "try it, you'll like" things. Once testosterone is not flowing through your veins, thoughts of and need for sex just fade away. While there may be fond memories of the glorious humping and pumping days, you realize that that was then, this is now, and without testosterone you can get on with living a life that is appropriate for your age.

Loss of virility must be voluntary though. Men who loose it and don't want to loose it will have mental frustrations, if not physical frustrations. They just don't learn to accept different stages in life. If nature had gotten it right we would not be able to enjoy sex until we were old. But when you think about it, originally, we sexually matured around 12 or 13, had kids, and died in our mid-20's, in ancient times.

The real problem then, today, is we live too long. I hope you can find someone who has low or no T so that you can give that kind of relationship a try. Don't judge all high T men the same. Really, they can't help it. Their raging hormones betray them.

As my wife and I have grown older we have explored doing more sexually then we did before. We have learned more about what pleases each other and we don't find ourselves quite so uptight about it. The idea that declining hormones is the way things "should" be is... Well lets say we must agree to disagree. Many couples divorce when one looses sex drive. Rather then ruin both sex drives whats wrong with treating the one with the broken sex drive?

I think having a robust sex life is fine at any age! And rushing into a sexless life is anything but normal. And most important I think its incorrect to describe all men who are castrated as being just men without sexual drive. Its more then that for many (most?) men. Mood, energy etc.

nullorchis (imported) wrote: Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:33 am sindeekb,

Being an older man who has had the desire to be castrated since puberty, I too and surprised that others have the same desire. Each of us has our own story of reasons.

Recently it became very clear to me that as my testosterone level dropped, my castration fantasies, desire for castration, need for castration dropped too. With the reduction of testosterone thoughts of sex, sexual desire, sexual frustration also dropped.

Nature does us a disservice. The need for sex is to reproduce, when we are in our prime. After that it seems to be problematic for many people. We think that life without sex would be a disaster. Maybe life without good sex would be not so good, but life without bad sex is very good. If 2 people are on the same sexual wave length, how sweet it is. If not, somebody needs to change, or they need new partner.

If a woman's sexual need drops, then the man should consider chemically reducing his testosterone level to reduce his sexual desire. Men think this is unthinkable. It's one of those "try it, you'll like" things. Once testosterone is not flowing through your veins, thoughts of and need for sex just fade away. While there may be fond memories of the glorious humping and pumping days, you realize that that was then, this is now, and without testosterone you can get on with living a life that is appropriate for your age.

Loss of virility must be voluntary though. Men who loose it and don't want to loose it will have mental frustrations, if not physical frustrations. They just don't learn to accept different stages in life. If nature had gotten it right we would not be able to enjoy sex until we were old. But when you think about it, originally, we sexually matured around 12 or 13, had kids, and died in our mid-20's, in ancient times.

The real problem then, today, is we live too long. I hope you can find someone who has low or no T so that you can give that kind of relationship a try. Don't judge all high T men the same. Really, they can't help it. Their raging hormones betray them.

The fix to my sex problem was less testosterone. Before all I thought about was pleasing my own needs. Now on low T I find I put my wifes pleasure ahead of my own and we have have a much better and more fulfilling sex life. We seem to be in better sync as she likes it slow and drawn out. I guess everyone is different Mr. T.

I wish I could find a woman who wasn't so sexual! What do women think, I'm still 18?

Testman (imported) wrote: Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:06 am I wish I could find a woman who wasn't so sexual! What do women think, I'm still 18?

Well, I don't know about women... but I'd sure like to trade years with you.

In my generation society thought that only whores put out on a regular basis. Now that women are "allowed" to like sex, it behooves men to please them. I would have no problem with that, because it'd keep me satisfied.

The way that it is even at my age it is hard to stay faithful because the more that younger women see that these days in any man, the more that they like you. That probably means the more that they'd like to have sex with you if you were available...

You see, you are safe if you are monogamous...or at least plurally monogamous... both a rare trait in a man these days...