Losethem (imported) wrote: Fri Apr 07, 2023 4:29 pm You can't even avoid touching Ranger for that long. I dare you to try!

I just failed your challenge when I woke up lol

Losethem (imported) wrote: Fri Apr 07, 2023 4:29 pm You can't even avoid touching Ranger for that long. I dare you to try!

I failed your challenge for about two hours but Ranger is happy and resting again. My wrist is a bit sore though and I have to do these sheets.

I have to do these sheets.

Maybe if you'd stop "doing" things, you wouldn't have these problems. Kids these days...

She German?

Losethem (imported) wrote: Sat Apr 08, 2023 1:12 pm Maybe if you'd stop "doing" things, you wouldn't have these problems. Kids these days...

Exactly! That’s why Ranger should be removed asap and suspended in a quart jar of formaldehyde in a permanent erect state. I’d be so much more productive with my time if his constant tempting was removed. Forever.

rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Sun Apr 09, 2023 6:25 am Exactly! That’s why Ranger should be removed asap and suspended in a quart jar of formaldehyde in a permanent erect state. I’d be so much more productive with my time if his constant tempting was removed. Forever.

I've got a mayonaise jar and can probably find a preservative. Now all you need to do is find a professional someone who can safely send Ranger on a permanent vacation.

Losethem (imported) wrote: Sun Apr 09, 2023 3:11 pm I've got a mayonaise jar and can probably find a preservative. Now all you need to do is find a professional someone who can safely send Ranger on a permanent vacation.

It’s been my experience you’ll have to bend him to fit him in a standard size Mayo jar. Don’t ask.

Ranger should work, not be stored in a mayonnaise jar!

Especially when crouched...

(This is not a question, but a good wish )

Perhaps a good taxidermist? Or better yet take him to those folks that do the plasticizing of body parts...

WheelyCurious

WheelyCurious wrote: Mon Apr 10, 2023 8:55 am Perhaps a good taxidermist? Or better yet take him to those folks that do the plasticizing of body parts...

WheelyCurious

Could I have him back if he’s stuffed or plastinated? That would be cool the things I could do with him and to him — hang him from my car’s mirror, leave him outside for strangers to pick up and examine, go see some exes and ask if they recognize him, watch them play with him