TopManFL (imported) wrote: Thu Dec 24, 2020 9:35 am A can a mace will protect him from the doggie. Also, we'll get him a 9" apron that says, "kiss the cook".

Won't that be awkward if I'm the one he's cooking for?!

It doesn't matter. A dog, I hope, usual. That is is not able to read.

Valery_V (imported) wrote: Thu Dec 24, 2020 9:49 am It doesn't matter. A dog, I hope, usual. That is is not able to read.

Ok, I'll consider it so long as you won't tease the dog with him. Dogs can be real quick, especially if they've been teased by dangling meat in front of them.

Here You are absolutely right... Here and I did not manage to escape from "dog"

rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Thu Dec 24, 2020 9:44 am Won't that be awkward if I'm the one he's cooking for?!

Dateline: USA

Reporting BBC America

Headline: Man's Penis Runs Away From Home!

Reliable sources inside the investigating Sherrif's department said there was a that read: "One kiss? Really, too much. You'll never see me again!"

A reward of two special walnuts is offered for the safe return of the penis who goes by the name of Ranger. If spotted, please call The National Missing and Exploited Penis Hotline.

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TopManFL (imported) wrote: Thu Dec 24, 2020 4:57 pm Dateline: USA

Reporting BBC America

Headline: Man's Penis Runs Away From Home!

Reliable sources inside the investigating Sherrif's department said there was a that read: "One kiss? Really, too much. You'll never see me again!"

A reward of two special walnuts is offered for the safe return of the penis who goes by the name of Ranger. If spotted, please call The National Missing and Exploited Penis Hotline.

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You have quite the imagination when it comes to my junk @TopManFL. I'm glad he inspires you so much, maybe he can spend a weekend in your care lol

...I need to lose 5 pounds

I've got a jar for that 5 pounds to go in once you make the appointment with the penectomy surgeon.

Losethem (imported) wrote: Fri Dec 25, 2020 3:11 pm I've got a jar for that 5 pounds to go in once you make the appointment with the penectomy surgeon.

Stop LT, you’re making him hard

Would be awesome if they actually could allow me to keep it for that very reason but I think I saw on EA they all go to the medical waste bin to be “destroyed”. That would be a waste of all this meat.

rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Fri Dec 25, 2020 5:21 pm Stop LT, you’re making him hard

Would be awesome if they actually could allow me to keep it for that very reason but I think I saw on EA they all go to the medical waste bin to be “destroyed”. That would be a waste of all this meat.

I think some get donated to medical schools. Urology students in classes without enough donations for each student to have their own donated willy, need to share.

As each student removes the cloth over their specimen to begin dissection, Ranger would inspire gasps and ahhs. The instructor would notice and assign six students to participate in the piece by piece surgical examination.

Little by slow, Ranger would be divided into his constituent parts. With every other student straining to see their tiny little cadaver phallus, those lucky enough to be working on Ranger can stand back and snap pictures of their filleted prize.