nvrgag44 (imported) wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2015 7:04 am Don't insurance companies pay pre determined amounts for severed body parts? Like so much for a finger, so much for a hand, etc. I wonder if they have a pre determined for a penis. Maybe they pay by the inch with a set amount for every inch up to 6. Anything over 6 moves it in to premium status and the value goes up on a sliding scale modeled after the income tax. Certain income brackets pay more. Really large penises are worth more. Then I wonder if thickness gets involved. Is there a table they use based on a combination of say, length X girth = ? The higher the number, the higher the pay out. Yeah, that would work.:lightbulb

Never heard of insurance companies paying for that.

There was a famous actress that had her gams insured for millions....Not to concerned about damage or loss here....However I could use liability coverage with a safe fucking discount for vasectomy....

chilli

I heard a story, not sure if its true or not, that Justin Beiber had his balls and dick insured for millions of dollars after some men were arrested for planning to kidnap him and castrate him.

I m guessing if you pay enough money, someone is willing to insure anything. They d have to agree on the payout amount at the time the insurance premium is calculated. And the conditions detailed in the legal contract would be pages and pages to protect the insurance company from any plots to cut off the man s dick and balls to collect the insurance payout.

Imagine coming up with all of the possible ways that a man could lose his penis and testicles and writing a legal contract on which would be covered by insurance and which would not be covered. And also how to write it to not pay out for intentional destruction or unreasonably risky use or damage to them ?

Could definitely have mine for a lot less!

I think this topic is very funny! I am reinsuring some of my fleet. The classic cars require an assesment by a registered valuer. How many miles does it do a year, is it garaged, does anyone under the age of 25 drive it? The maintenence schedule! Photos taken. Do I own it? Is an alarm system in place? Its a gamble? thats what insurance is. LOL. I wonder if Justin has to provide the same details. haha!

For that amount you could get the whole works from me,cock, balls and scrotum!

take mine for free!! take meat and 2 veg.. no need to pay (only have 1/2 a dick anyway!)

I had to pay to get rid of my balls would be happy for someone to pay me to take the rest especially with a reroute!

It would be very interesting to see a public auction buying men s testicles and penises for cash, on the spot. What prices would get most men to sell ? Imagine the price each man would need to get to part with their own penises and testicles ?

Overall, most males would demand more money to sell and lose their penises than most males would demand to give up their testicles.

But interesting to see how much would most males need to get to agree to sell only one of their two testicles ? Giving up only one spare ball is very different from losing both balls !

I m guessing older men would be more willing to sell at lower prices after having gotten so much use and looking at decreasing future use of theirs.

The next most willing sellers would be middle aged men finished having kids and likely already sterilized for permanent contraceptive freedom. But still planning on putting a lot more pleasurable miles on their man meat.

Men actively breeding their wives would be one of the most unwilling groups of sellers, along with most younger men and teens.

But boys before puberty and young males who are not planning to have any kids might be among the surprise sellers at low prices.

May be surprising, but a lot depends on what its intended uses would be after. Referring to my cock. I'd prefer to keep my balls, but I'd offer my cock for inspection and an evaluation/appraisal. Depending on what they wanted to use it for, I could be willing to take the cash payout in exchange for shorts and jeans that fit better. My fantasy of having it turned into a real life dildo for years of use and over-use could push me to sign it away so long as I was promised regular delivery of pictures. Also depends whether it would be chicks or dudes working it over in its preserved "afterlife".