When the whole EA went down, and I couldn't log in, my first thought was that I must have been banned for some reason. For the life of me I couldn't think of what I had said or done, and I was beside myself. I had only just become an active member, and was really feeling at home here, then suddenly "poof".
Let me tell you, my stomach was in knots.
Fortunately, I was able, through the help of some private emails to find the alternate way into the site, and boy was I happy again. I'm not ashamed to say, I did the happy dance in my kitchen. My cats thought I was insane... Well, more insane than usual.
If I ever got legitimately banned from the EA, I think I'd be in a puddle on the floor. There would be flowers and candy, with personal heartfelt apology letters in the mailboxes of any of the moderators I could track down. (please don't take that as a suggestion to get free candy

) I'd become that sappy ex who just can't let things go in a relationship. Driving slowly past your house in the night screaming, "I'm sorry. Please take me back!" out the window.
I have no idea where I was going with this.
Oh, yes. I remember.
I'm just happy to be here, and happy to have something constructive to do.
If your story has recently returned from the dead, and I've messed up in editing, please let me know about it. If the way I'm formatting is destroying your intent, I'd like to know that too. I would really like to know if I'm doing okay.
There are other proofreaders working hard behind the scenes, of course. It's not just me, but I'm editing every day, and if I can catch something for you, I'd like to make sure you're happy with your submission.
Got a cool idea for the story site? This is the place to share it, and I'd love to hear it. I can't do anything about it of course. I can barely program my coffee maker, but it would be neat to discuss.
Lets get this thread back on track.