I had a terrible thought about one of those choppy, slappy things they sell on late night TV to chop vegetables.

But that's way to bloody and more like knifing yourself to death.

Let's behave. Don't do things like this.

elastration a single ball at a time.

il musico Have you ever finished the story you referenced above in your 10/10/10 posting? You have a very interesting avatar. Are they yours?

What's the best to choose; elastration or burdizzo? I though about buying an elastrator but idk,,,,,I will probably mess up big time and ER. Burdizzo seems to complex for me to pull off.

A friend of mine related a story about a two men living together and the one got carried away with rubber bands (or elastic bands if you prefer) and the one fellow kept banding his balls and slapping them around. Finally, he succeeded in cutting off the blood supply and killing his testicles. I think booze and pills were involved here but I'm not sure. Regardless, He hid it from his live-in whatever (apparently they weren't sexual or naked with each other) and by the time his buddy realized something was wrong, the smell of rotting flesh was emanating from his partner.

So it was off to the hospital for the surgeons and the psychiatrists and lots of questions. The doctors, paramedics, and police are not prepared for these "accidents" and that is what those groups think it is. We tell people to go to a counselor or psychiatrist or therapist so that they might be prepared for castration and others might know why such a thing could happen.

An elastrator is a cute toy for 5 minutes and then it becomes a deadly serious means of violent and nasty castration.

knightbird111 (imported) wrote: Sat Dec 01, 2012 12:08 pm What's the best to choose; elastration or burdizzo? I though about buying an elastrator but idk,,,,,I will probably mess up big time and ER. Burdizzo seems to complex for me to pull off.

Lets see, both have been successful in castrating a man, in just about every case you will end up in the ER, depending on how long its been sense you did this incredibly stupid act you could die.

Look people from this site who have done everything by the book have almost died and we had a member who did. Make no mistake this is surgery, it can be done safely but the bottom line is that it is still Surgery and you run the risk of DEATH.

If this is so important to you, save your money and pay a doctor the fee. Can't afford it? you don't want it bad enough.

River

I c-clamped 1 nut this morning, it doesn't do anything. You think I can get them to shrink if I keep c-clamping the nut?

You know we had a guy in here a few years ago, he asked the same questions you have, we all said DON'T do that, he did anyway, then he came up mission for about 6 months, when he returned he told us he almost died, then wanted to know how to cut of his dick.

I will ask you the same question? If your not going to hear anything we say and go do what you want why are you wasting my time?

Look even under the best of conditions this is dangerous, even when you do things the right way. Maybe you would rather like doctors and nurses coming in your room to see the new eunuch? pull back the sheets and give them a good look? Of course if you have not been seeing a doctor about this your room will be in the mental ward. But go ahead you know what your doing, your invincible.

Just one thing please, when you almost kill yourself please, please don't come back here and say why?

River

I am hearing everything you guys are saying. In fact I have learned much.

OK, Knightbird, I'm gonna come right out and say it.

You've had your fun.

You've run the gamut of asking questions.

You've gotta all the replies you're gonna get.

Frankly, you can't seem to comprehend anything anyone is telling you.

You're also beginning to look a lot like a troll, or someone having fun at other serious members' expense.

This thread is done, and further comments similar to these will be removed.

There's plenty of info for you to find and read here, so do that.

You are NOT going to find a quick, easy, safe fix for your issues.