I just called my new landlord to tell him I want to move in Saturday. He said fine as long as I have the $550 in rent money. I then called my realtor saying I needed a $550 advance to pay rent. Realtor said "ok, I'll call you tomorrow."

You should have IMMEDIATE access to the money. Otherwise, not a safe or normal transaction. Fishy. Get a check on the spot - insist. Deposit that immediately. If it bounces call the cops. I have no trust here. You shouldn't have much either. Once the property is signed over, you could just not be paid.

$70 per month for tele & phone + $40 for taxes to every

taxing authority in the state.

If I get the $550 on Saturday and the $20,000 + on Monday, I won't be online until at least Tuesday to tell yall about it.

Ok guys, this is my last post till Tuesday afternoon:

Tomorrow I move to new place. I only hope I'm not too retarded to re-hook my computer back up to use as a word processor for a few days.

Monday, I get access to my house sale money and take out about $1,000 to repay realtor for advancing me rent money, deposit on apartment and $100 just for me. Then I go to Wally World to buy kitchen stuff: pots, pans, dishes, pot holders, mixing bowl, etc. etc. Oh, and I buy my first pair of shoes in years. I've been walking on pavement for years.

Tuesday at 1:00pm Time Warner said they'd be there to reconnect my phone & internet. New TWC bill will be $70 a month.

See you then unless TMC forgets about me - aaarrgghhhhhh

It appears it is time for the masters of the Eunuch Archive to begin the search party for poor MacWolf. Certainly someone has his cell phone number and can check as to his where abouts.. I hope he is well.. I hope the vagabonds have not taken him for ransom.

OBB,

I was up at Mac's Place on Monday and Tuesday of Last, he is fine and moved in to the new place, Time warner cable is the issue, if I dont hear from him by tuesday evening, I will make a drive up to see what is going on.

Ken

Oh thank gawd I'm back among the living TWC just now hooked up my phone and internet.

One problem, however. It's been so long since I've been offline, I have forgotten how to log into chat. Will someone please give me our chat address. I recall it was darkstar something. See, ten days offline and my brain ceases to function.

Actually OBB, I've never owned a cell phone - yet.