I took $300 out of my account today and gave Edison $487.50. Hopefully, I have left for Internet and food - LOL

If I had to choose between Internet and food, I might choose Internet

With a non-working phone, online is my only contact with the outside world.

Ain't life wonderful - heh heh

My Social Security check arrived today so I have enough for groceries and Time Warner If only the city water company company would work out a deal on payments, I'd have running water too - *sigh*

I received a Care Package in the mail today containing:

• four pudding cups

• one working phone

• A grandfather shawl

• one pair of pants

A second Care Package arrived - containing a gilt certificate for Jack in the Box - woo hoo

Oh River, I still haven't received your check for $50,000 yet. Damn U.S. Mail system

The City Water Company just called me saying my water will be shutoff on Monday, May 14th. They asked if I wanted to shell out $200. I said, I had only $120 left in my account after giving the electric company $487.50, and I was going to use the $120 for food. Their reply was, too bad - LOL

On the plus side, Jeanette was ripped off in a drug deal. She tried to buy some weed and the dealer never returned with her stash - woo hoo

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Thu May 10, 2012 7:16 pm On the plus side, Jeanette was ripped off in a drug deal. She tried to buy some weed and the dealer never returned with her stash - woo hoo

That just means she will steal more of your food.

On the plus side, my new lock is holding. No break-ins...............yet

I was hit by an ususual thief last night. He stone one pair of blue jeans off the clothesline. I know Liz and Jeanette didn't take them - they were waist size 40 which would be a tent to them

Obviously, it was a naked thief. If he just wanted better jeans, the bastard should have left me his old ones.