If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down.

Today started out good as I slept in till almost noon. I found a can of Coke and started to cook my breakfast consisting of two eggs. When I returned to my den to eat my eggs, my Coke had been stolen by Jeanette.

I went to my bedroom, where my Cokes are hidden, to fetch another can. My bedroom door had been left open, not by me, however, and my black cat is now missing. Thanks to Jeanette, my cat is outside where she has never been before. Grrrrrrrr

Hopefully, my cat returns eventually and there are no more disasters *sigh*

The story of Mac's life: The pussy that got away.

Sweetpickle (imported) wrote: Sat Jan 21, 2012 7:03 pm The story of Mac's life: The pussy that got away.

You got that right

DAMNIT - would you believe the little bitch stole by seasoned pepper too. I found it on her dresser in the front bedroom.

I waited till I was alone in the house and searched their bedroom. I found my seasoned salt, peanut butter and my jam. On the bright side, my cat returned - woo hoo

Well, I have an assignment for Monty the Dumpster Diver. My TV set finally died after 9 years. I'll tell Monty tomorrow to go look for a used set. The one that died wouldn't get Cable programs so I was just using it as a monitor to watch DVD's and videotape movies on.

Monty gave me an old, old TV with no RCA port. I'm waiting for him to hook up the coaxial cable. I tried but I have 65 year old fingers.

I slept in today then went to the store for cat chow. As I was walking back, I thought I'd have a bowl of shredded wheat once I got home. As I entered the house, I noticed my bedroom door was ajar. Both my cereal and my milk were gone. Jeanette had struck again.

I called the police but they said it wasn't a legal matter. They said it was a civil problem. *sigh*

Liz told me today that her son's girlfriend had her baby today. Both the mother and the baby tested positive for methamphetamines.

In my opinion, pregnant women to take any kind of illegal drugs need to lose their baby and be jailed.